Chat up Lines - For Gay Men

For Gay Men

Chat-up Lines for a Gay Man

Here are a selection of some of the best chat-up lines on the net. Please feel free to add your own and make this site one worth visiting.

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
I wish you were a door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
Your place or mine?
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...
Will you go home with me tonight.
You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves.
I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
Ever slept in a

Lines added on Sunday 04 April, 2004.

Your Lines

– steven broome, 20/05/2009
i am crazy for you

– ben emery, 09/05/2009
Im gay, so f**k me!

– oryan Mcdonald, 08/05/2009
heres your trian drling so open the hole is gonna be a big one o my god it is 18" long? how long did you say it was never mind Ill just bend over and thake you now bye the way i love you

– miv reid, 27/03/2009
do you like shit? cause i eat it.

– Likes it up the bum, 05/02/2009
Do you own a chicken farm? 'cause you're great at raising cocks

– bob kensley, 24/01/2009
if i was bam bam i would bam bam u

– bethany thirlwall, 19/01/2009
oh my jesus u gay cunts u like arnt u barry are u barry of chuklevision me to u me to u with yas cock u descracefull boys get a lif u smelly fat basterd who ate all the pies u fat basterd u fat besterd oh oh oh oh your boyfriends calling u go and have some bum fun bye coz u not getting near me i wudnt tuch u with a ten foot barge pole u ugly fuk up bakie bush go and kill ya self coz if i seen u i wood put u in a pit early u discracfull jakie jan style whoooooooooo ugly cunt blaaaaaaaaa

– alexander botting, 15/01/2009
now bend over and let me take u from behind!! let my ring of fire rap round your sausage.

– barry, 12/12/2008
are you alright cock? i think you bounced to hard on him.

– Craigy Saunders, 23/11/2008
Oooo Im looking for love and i would love to suck ur lollipop xoxo

– nicholas, 14/11/2008
hi how are you men doing today

– chubbs, 12/10/2008
roll a dice if u roll between 1 an 5 imgoing to f**k u they say wot if i get a 6 u say another go its a good one !!!!

– JERRY, 19/09/2008
YES I REAALLY WOULD

– jerry henry, 19/09/2008
i would love to take care of that for you

– ollie turner, 18/09/2008
have you got any raisins? cozhow about a date?

– claire coulson, 15/08/2008
do you like jack in the box? because jack is about to come out the box

– PHIL WELSH, 13/07/2008
i have no yogurt left can u spare me some please

– anna, 02/07/2008
How you doin you sexy thang?

– hannah gargan, 09/04/2008
did it hurt? what? when you fell from heaven ..xx booom x boom

– tyler veoone, 05/03/2008
I wont some one to suck my dick

– Jack, 29/02/2008
You Like Rings ?

– Emma, 27/02/2008
God Yoor Fit Wanna Date?

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
a classic ohwoo Sailor!

– Matt Criston, 12/01/2008
are you a plant? cos ive got a hole to put you in

– jebadaih coleman, 30/12/2007
i take it up the shitpipe

– tur jg, 11/12/2007
Will you shit in my face?

– mike hunt, 12/11/2007
im desperate, and im willing to pay.......

– David Barnsley, 19/10/2007
Do you breathe through your ears..?

– the one, 09/09/2007
i whant it now ok

– zak colbourne, 07/09/2007
r u fukin mad coz im never gonna bum you u puff

– Gay man, 04/09/2007
Im gay, are u, well hows about it then.

– christine, 22/08/2007
ive got a boner................now suk

– DANIEL, 19/08/2007
i have a big willy hehehehehehe ;)

– Raymond, 17/08/2007
do you like tennis? cause i could serve you from 15 to 40 (mins)

– ASHLEY JONES, 12/08/2007
IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS CHRISTMAS AND YOUR LEFT LEG WAS NEW YEARS CAN I SEE YOU INBETWEEN THE HOLIDAYS

– baraler marn, 19/07/2007
hey bab... im like pretty tall...want sum nachos? turn me on im the pleasure machine! baralers!

– Neil B, 19/07/2007
Well in the cold light of day you have a face only a mother could love and a dog would lick

– Daisy Penfan, 18/07/2007
Your dick so far up my ass its growing hair!!... heres a joke to go with your chatup madness... What do you call fat people in a Krispy Creme shop?... DOUGHNUT!!

– lakhjit lotay, 20/04/2007
where do u keep the measuring tape?xx

– chris mitchell, 16/04/2007
have you ever been fishing before? (no) come with me next time and I'l show you how to catch.

– michael belsham, 11/02/2007
hey if u wer a loolipop i would b suking u all nite long

– chizzle beanbags, 09/02/2007
u like snooker cuz i got a spare brown u can pot??

– hello homes, 09/02/2007
in the morning would you like a coffee or a tea bag?

– charles the 3rd of england, 09/02/2007
im a hunter and i like g-spotting

– ciaran nixon, 05/02/2007
Do u wont a willy rub i do :P

– akkmedd muhammed, 03/02/2007
yes it looks like a needle but it moves like a sewing machine

– Daniel, 30/01/2007
How would you like to SUCK MY DICK?!?! I know i would.

– DAVE111, 30/01/2007
sniff my hole lol

– sean handon, 13/01/2007
can u find a switch on my head i need turnin on!

– i lovecock, 29/12/2006
hmm cock or fanny cock or fanny er cock anyone round here got cock (wait 2 secs) hmmmm u look like a cock holder can i have yous plz im good down below

– ben t, 26/12/2006
There's something on ur bum - my eyes What has 24 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk - my zip Do u no what wud look good on you - me I wish you were a door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long! Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...

– gay of the week andrws, 26/12/2006
can i have your sausage im so hungry

– mickey morrison, 16/12/2006
ARE YOU WEARING SPACE PANTS BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD

– horney, 27/11/2006
hay anyone gt a lolipop cus i really need 2 suck on something can i have urs.

– peter, 02/11/2006
hi guys wat you up 2

– phil mkrakin, 27/10/2006
eva slept with a man.(no) do u want 2

– matt, 21/10/2006
i want a big cock to explode up my ass

– thomas heron, 02/08/2006
u wanna play with lightsabers

– leonard, 01/08/2006
Well, today must be a good day! Let's stop with the chatter and get started!

– brian, 17/07/2006
Want to come home with me? We'll have a good time!

– jock, 11/06/2006
ive lost my teddy will u sleep with me tonite

– ALEX JOHNSON, 25/05/2006
YES I WILL GO WITH YOU I \'AM GAY GO AND F**K

– MICK, 24/04/2006
IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET, BECAUSE SOMETHING IS STICKING IN ME

– big dicks i can take, 17/04/2006
its my first tyme

– BEN BIG COCK, 28/02/2006
ILL SUK ON UR COCK IF U SUK ON MINE

– BIG COCK, 28/02/2006
HI LADS HOPE U LIKE BIG COCKS AND LIKE THEM WET

– ben lawler, 28/02/2006
hi guys wat you up 2

– steven harland, 23/02/2006
i like it hard up the up the anal and in my big wet mouth

– cody, 14/02/2006
wanna have sex?

– Tony, 11/02/2006
were do you keep the vaseline.....?

– david, 09/02/2006
ARE YOU HUNGRY? U WANT MY SAUSAGE?

– dean, 02/02/2006
any one up 4 a suk

– dean, 02/02/2006
hi im ready 4 u to

– josh combrea, 30/01/2006
how u doing am up for it if u r ure d is so big

– josh camston, 30/01/2006
how u doing fancy a good night am up for it if u r

– ben phelan, 19/01/2006
hi sexy want to suck me off

– daniel outram, 12/01/2006
are you a social club? cause my member would like to enter

– dave, 15/12/2005
your knob looks dull. may i polish it?

– dicksuckingtonight, 10/12/2005
how long is your dick

– jack smith, 07/12/2005
im gay and need a man

– hasnain beg, 02/12/2005
easy gays i love you so can we link up sometime

– llll llll, 30/11/2005
cum and get me puff.....

– lee topy, 30/11/2005
hay, wanna have fun.....dirrty fun

– sexy do you want to be gay, 25/11/2005
i love your dick

– jr ballentine, 23/11/2005
looking for someone who can screw my brains out

– Derek blackstock, 16/11/2005
do you like fire? cos im puff the magic dragon

– kris, 25/10/2005
hot and horny, ready fo you

– emma bryant, 17/08/2005
do u fart? because u just blew me away

– paul pitre, 06/08/2005
hi welcome to my world

– BRAD KRIEHN, 15/07/2005
DON'T HAVE ONE,, JUST NEED A MAN

– Day, 08/09/2004
Sit on my knee and well talk about the first thing that pops up.

– Dean, 19/04/2004
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

– Leo, 12/03/2004
Hi! the names Dick do you like it?

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