Chat up Lines - For Gay Women

For Gay Women

Chat-up Lines for a Women to use on another Women

Here are a selection of some of the best chat-up lines on the net. Please feel free to add your own and make this site one worth visiting.

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Ever slept in a $1000 bed? Do you want to?
I think you look realy fit in that!

Lines added on Thursday 12 August, 2004.

Your Lines

– Sexy Suzy, 29/04/2009
I like to eat fish, y dont u bring that seafood medley round my way ;) (i mean a minge)

– Dave, 29/04/2009
Did u pee yourself or are u just happy to see me? (Use on people with minges)

– Kim, 22/04/2009
You're not hot, you're smoking

– lauren, 20/04/2009
im a muff muncher, let mee munchle you're muffle?

– sara, 15/04/2009
heyy you havent yet heard of me but im cool i am also a lesbian those girls relly turn me on also i have lost my teddy bear will u sleep with me tonight as i need a good cuddlle!

– Naomi Sharrett, 09/04/2009
Have You Got Carpet Because I Want To Lick Yours ..

– jennifer hawkins, 20/03/2009
what u doin wana lick me out

– ziggy, 31/01/2009
Ur feet must hurt uve been runing through ma mind all day

– holly brown, 18/01/2009
hay come and speak to me we have a lot of fun

– Kym Gray, 15/01/2009
I must be a tap cause your makin me wet.

– katie Harris, 13/01/2009
I*m so wet...Cam to cam??

– lucy, 07/01/2009
Where you from? Hot-silvania

– TOBY WE4T, 05/01/2009
DO YOU FANCY GETTIN WOPPED 2NITE

– boby dug, 28/12/2008
my pussys a bit wet bud

– barry, 12/12/2008
im a lesbian dinosaur. i lickalotapus.

– emma hill, 11/11/2008
hey girls how are you all to night i would love to get to now you

– Dr Pubetooth, 26/10/2008
- pussaaaaaaayyy is the waaayyy - mmmmmmm rug - i like flange - I'm a vegeterian but I wud eat your meat.

– mike lee, 26/09/2008
what up baby do you have a grilfrend couse i dot so what know with you me nothing so see

– emma backster, 25/09/2008
ow im so wet some one please clean me up

– brayan rico, 31/08/2008
quiero conocer mujere muy lindas

– butch lesbian, 21/08/2008
scenario one: girl 1: i'll bring the squirty cream. girl 2: they'll be enough squirting going on. scenario two: girl 1: i'll bring the squirty cream. girl 2: they'll be enough of things to lick off eachother. ;)

– tyrone, 21/08/2008
I hear you like having sex with women...I'm a woman. ; )

– rajesh raj, 15/08/2008
wanna friendship with me

– mimi, 07/08/2008
hello baby i wanna know u

– sophie, 05/08/2008
i have lost my teddy can u help me insted

– jean jacques, 25/07/2008
helllow imsexy and horny i want to chat sexy talk

– Lauren, 10/07/2008
Have you got the time? Because I've got the energy.

– lesbian babe vicky, 17/06/2008
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

– niev dykestra, 17/06/2008
Nice outfit! It wud look BETTER on my bedroom floor

– hjhfgjg h, 15/06/2008
God created Adam and Eve not Adam and STEVE...

– mallows, 14/04/2008
would you be affendead if i said u had a nice body (hold ur hand out) why do girls liek 2 mastabate with these to fingers? because their mine ;)

– pete, 27/03/2008
yes i am a man

– Iluv pussy, 25/03/2008
I hate the the way a dik feels your Tongue would be much better

– Sarah, 25/03/2008
there is something wrong with my mouth, you're Tongue isn't in it

– dede halker, 20/03/2008
why dont you f**k her already

– cookie burn, 19/03/2008
You yo are so kinky would love to join in xxxxxxxxxxxx

– ashley trainor, 17/03/2008
you are both hot

– ima gay, 16/03/2008
lesbians rock in bed

– tyler owen, 05/03/2008
yeah i hate men. i think women to women is way better.

– sexy beast smith, 01/03/2008
anyone wanna f**k me?

– SOPHIE CHAMBERS, 28/02/2008
hey babes x x x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

– Ciaran, 20/02/2008
Do you want to say in and eat out

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Just Because You Rock Does,nt Mean Your Made Of Stone

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
If You Were A Biscuit Wot Would You Be?

– Les Bee, 04/02/2008
Les Be Friends

– jacklyn aaliyah, 31/01/2008
need sumone 2 suck ma pussy n ma guy doesnt know how 2 make love.

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
man can dream cant he

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
was she born with it ?

– incase any one missed the joke, 22/01/2008
once you,ve ridden an elephant they never forget a face that launch a 1000 ship

– PowersThatBe, 22/01/2008
Lip Gloss Its The Law. thats also a t-shirt

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
lets put the x in sex. That one works both ways

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
forget falling in love idd rather fall in chocolate. THATS A T-SHIT

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
Does Your Chewn gum lose its flava on the bed post over night. Now thats an old song

– samg i, 19/01/2008
i like amy winehouse, do you like wine, i do

– ima weiner, 16/01/2008
im finger lickin good

– sara jhonston, 08/01/2008
hi i have a pussy you need suck

– ANGIE, 02/01/2008
HI, I'M NEW HERE , CAN SOMEBODY SHOW ME WHATS UP?

– francesca metcalfe, 31/12/2007
hi and i whant to have sex

– chris bendon, 30/12/2007
have you heard of that new toys called the triple ended dildo i got one for xmas come round mine tonight to give it a whirl

– larry osbourne, 21/12/2007
Im easy, but it looks like your hard

– ewsf dfs, 11/12/2007
Like space invaders, I'm invading your black hole. And i like it. ...Bitch.

– Lexi Jones, 08/12/2007
Legs Is The Word For The Day. Lets Go Back Top My Place And Spread The Word.

– liza sarpe, 01/12/2007
hey i love having a great time

– Nevaeh, 27/11/2007
Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love. Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you? If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?

– COURTNEY DAVIS, 23/11/2007
U LOOK GD LICK ME OUT PLEASE

– teresa, 21/11/2007
i lick girls pussy. do u

– danny bradley, 10/11/2007
i love you very much woud you go out with me

– money, 09/11/2007
whats good ladys

– acacia mills, 23/10/2007
im a rug muncher

– cynthia, 14/09/2007
im wet and i need a gurl

– BOB BOOB, 04/09/2007
ARE YOU A LESBO, COZ YOUR MAKING MY FANNY HAIR GROW

– Krista, 29/08/2007
I'm glad I got my library card cause I'm checkin you out!

– jenna nathen, 25/08/2007
i am cute and a good liker

– brion, 17/08/2007
these shoes are too small :D

– shree, 13/08/2007
hi, have just realised i am a lesbian need some lovin from someone

– derekina, 12/08/2007
i like a shaven haven and my dick keeps ravin

– AIKIYA KILGORE, 03/08/2007
SEXY SEXY SEXY GIRLLLLSSS

– Lizzie Francie, 30/07/2007
Did u hear that .. Sounds like .. Pussy

– tom single, 28/07/2007
I need to talk someone who is lesbain.

– cristina, 22/07/2007
hay all u sxc pussys may look cute but u tigers under the sxc nes

– Jess Crossland, 20/07/2007
I RIGHT FANCY TAMAR HOLMES, SHE'S HOTTT STUFFF!! ;]

– jo bennets, 15/07/2007
(whisper in her ear) am sori if am interruptin anything but i jus to come over and tell u how beautiful u r.

– Emma Babbii, 08/07/2007
Roses Are Red Their Stems Are Green I Love Your Legs But Whats Inbetween?

– alex rooker, 03/07/2007
im gay your gay lets ave a shag

– Dr Love, 22/06/2007
hey u look familiar i think i saw u somewhere before oh yeaH in my wildessssssssst dream!

– people gay, 19/06/2007
whats up hottie i just want to F**K YOU!!!!

– alice mythden, 16/04/2007
nice shoes wanna chat..

– SARAH CLARK, 02/04/2007
DO YOU LIKE PUSSY CATS?....DO YOU WANT MINE??

– MARIA OGLIS, 30/03/2007
I HATE MEN W..PASSION CUZ THEY ARE ALL BUNCH`A DICK HEADS...CANT GET ENUF OF MY LADIESSSSSSSSSS..LUV`EM

– jae jay, 16/03/2007
is ur dad a burgalar because he stole the stars from sky and put them in ur eyes.

– Matthew Fleet, 09/03/2007
im like a tap the more a turn me on the wetter i get

– i luv sex sex bomb, 02/03/2007
i have a bed boobs practice with sex what else do you need!

– lucy simpson, 02/03/2007
im gay want some!!

– woowooo, 01/03/2007
dnt u just hate gay people!!! god!!!

– vince, 01/03/2007
i wish u were a donkey outside tescos so i cud ride u all day for a £1

– elle, 23/02/2007
'i thought i was straight... but looking at you i think i'll have to reconsider'

– tina west, 13/02/2007
nice legs(thanks)wan do they open

– horny barney hehe lewi, 09/02/2007
ever been diving with a muff? because i went to water world i thought of you and needed to go to bush gardens

– Jungle is Masssive, 08/02/2007
Is That Your Muff I Seee Coz I WElll Wanna MUNCH Thatt...

– robin, 30/01/2007
i wanna lick you up and down

– CARLA RAMIREZ, 26/01/2007
HEY SEXY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHITH ME I WILL TO DO ANY THING WITH YOU

– tttttt tttttttt, 22/01/2007
wot a day wanna relax with me

– Lauren Taylor, 12/01/2007
lost my homework so i will do u on the table instead

– portia jones, 12/01/2007
i drink from the furry cup wat bout y'all? xx anyone interested? pwease? xx

– jazzi ring, 30/12/2006
hot hot hot and lookin 4 lurvvvv

– lili lesb, 16/12/2006
hi i am new at this but i want to try it is anyone interested

– NACOLE, 13/12/2006
DMAN MA YOU SEXY ASS HELL, I KNOW U GOT A MAN BUT I KNOW I CAN MAKE PU$$Y WET.LOL

– Angel, 30/11/2006
you want to know find me and learn

– Sara., 16/11/2006
*Feeling your neck* I can mark this baby for you along with the sweet mellons.. *Licking my lips and sneaking peaks on the boobs*

– ******* ******, 25/10/2006
the word of the day is legs, now lets go home nd spread that word

– kitty, 17/10/2006
nice legs what time do they open

– sxc me, 16/10/2006
!!take it slow ant let the good times roll!!

– cum on girls cum get me!, 29/08/2006
so du i ur wel f**kin f**kable

– mc bagdady, 14/08/2006
u ever bumbed the next doors cat

– jessie thompson, 02/08/2006
why hello fanny wanna dildo each other

– mamit mamo, 01/08/2006
hi i need to f**k some body

– mamit mamo, 31/07/2006
hi i need my girl

– ELaine69, 30/07/2006
is it raining or r u jus reli happy 2c me? take me now, lie me down, take it slow, then dont stop till its low, going up strong take it to the top, screamin 4 a week u will be with me! :)

– Rosie may, 24/07/2006
i just want a woman to comfor me at night.

– me, 26/06/2006
i\'d neva seen a fit women ................ until now

– leanne bob, 24/06/2006
hay sexy hows u xx

– marc doyle, 23/06/2006
bend over touch your toes and ill show you were charlie goes

– mary hutchison, 12/06/2006
hey baby what are you doing what are you wrearing i want to see you lick my booty baby

– jada, 09/06/2006
Hi there, how are things?

– terryann, 05/06/2006
if i were the alaphabet i'll you and i together

– zachary lindsay, 31/05/2006
nice shoes whant to f**k

– jo, 30/05/2006
want 2 c mi boobs?

– Sarah Haleyi, 29/05/2006
Don't you think women are so so so so so so so sexy coe on and have sex with me

– minni munny, 28/05/2006
hi sexy i lost my teddy and my boyfriend will u sleep with me plz

– indigo, 22/05/2006
If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

– ally c, 20/05/2006
your clothes look really nice,,,,,they'd look even better on my bedroom floor

– kit\'s xxxx, 07/05/2006
we r ment to be together

– xxx, 02/05/2006
do u cum here often

– becki, 01/05/2006
my girlfriend went on vacation wanna sleep with me

– Marie Sanderman, 30/04/2006
Girls give it just the way we want it

– sandy arellano, 25/04/2006
i want you i need you baby come home to me.

– ben, 12/04/2006
r ur tits cold coz my mouths warm and ready

– keith mahony, 10/04/2006
i lost my number can i have yours

– susie, 03/04/2006
I'm a women seeking some tlc

– Jessica, 01/04/2006
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BABY

– Jessica, 01/04/2006
u r also hot so will u go out with me

– Jessica, 01/04/2006
I am also looking for love

– hydy robinson, 01/04/2006
i will sexy *snogs,snogs and more snogs*

– charlie turner, 24/03/2006
want to f**k???????? time place date and where??

– Paula, 18/03/2006
looking to have fun or who know what

– amy silver, 17/03/2006
can u keep me company

– kyle reid, 15/03/2006
i am looking for love

– kirsty houlihan, 03/03/2006
in think you look realy look fit in that plz take it off i bet you you look ever fitter

– oioi oi, 23/02/2006
r u a leso? (any answer) well thats shokin!!!

– ashley, 14/02/2006
do you taste as good as you look?

– alexa short, 13/02/2006
have sex with me

– paul Desmond, 12/02/2006
god your a sexyhoar.

– kayra banks, 11/02/2006
hey sweetie ur HOT

– charlotte cowen, 04/02/2006
I am a lesbian

– trisha, 02/02/2006
your making me moist babes

– charlotte hancock, 30/01/2006
if i take my top off, will u take urs off?

– becky, 10/01/2006
my pussy wants you to stroke it, n play with it!

– sophie, 06/01/2006
So is it hot in here or is it just me??

– tanya wood, 04/01/2006
my vagina always twiches when i think about p***y

– hot, 21/12/2005
i love to f**k woman

– chelsea, 21/12/2005
hey i love pussy i could never f**k a dick

– aleisha coe, 17/12/2005
hi huni im a lesbians love yr dildo up my arse

– yvette sexy red, 11/12/2005
i'm too cute to be striaght!!!!!!!!

– amanda parsons, 10/12/2005
im so sexy so cum f**k me with a dildo

– wanda, 11/11/2005
what\'sup haotties

– smooth, 28/10/2005
to the world you are just one person but to me your the world

– rhys crowe, 12/09/2005
i am fun loving

– jeanette young, 05/09/2005
hello how are you doing today may i have a kiss

– melinda stallworth, 23/08/2005
I want to go too the other side

– loren masdersa, 13/08/2005
what are those two lumps on your ches (any answer) they're big can i touch them

– Lisa Cruikshank, 10/08/2005
Cum SuckMyDILDO

– lAURA, 27/07/2005
cUM ANDSUCK MYpUSSY

– kc, 21/07/2005
Did I tell you how hot you look because you give lesbains a reason for being gay.

– jackie samson, 05/07/2005
i love P*ssy! i've been gay all my life and will never change!

– Paul, 29/06/2004
Dont you just hate men?

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