Chat up Lines - For Men

For Men

Chat-up Lines for a Man to use on a Woman

Chat up Lines for a Man to use on a Women

Here are a selection of some of the best chat-up lines on the net. Please feel free to add your own and make this site one worth visiting.

Are you Jamaican? [No, why?] Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.
I seemed to of lost my number, any chance i could have yours?
Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?
I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.
Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!
Your name must be Gillette? the best a man can get.
If I could arrange the alphabet I'll put U and I together.
Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!
Do you know what'd look fantastic on you?.....ME
Are your legs hurting cos you've been running threw my mind all night long.
Hi I was just curious cuz I saw you noticing me so I'm just given you a notice that I noticed you after you noticed me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Do you like raisins? well how about a date then?
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.
Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!
Is their an airport around here? because my heart is taking off.
Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? NO! Answer Me Neith er but it breaks the ice.
GRAB YOUR COAT, YOU HAVE PULLED
If you were a lolly I would be licking you all night!
I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I'm the only one talking to you!
If you were a bogie I would pick you first.
You'll do!

Lines added on Tuesday 03 February, 2004.

Your Lines

– tommy c, 26/05/2009
can i smash your back door in

– josh smith, 22/05/2009
can you catch cos ive got a couple of balls coming ur way

– matt jackson, 15/05/2009
im shur i seen you on the baftas.next time you go can i come. i wouldent mind steping on some red carpet

– d1ddyd0m, 13/05/2009
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like spagetti, F**K me!

– Terry, 12/05/2009
Wanna go halfs on a baby?

– josh smith, 09/05/2009
My love for you is like diahhriahh i cant stop it coming out

– john lewis, 09/05/2009
your eyes are like spanners, every time i look into them my nuts tighten!!

– ali lou, 03/05/2009
if you were my homework id be doing you right over my desk.

– jonny oakes, 29/04/2009
is that a ladder in you tights or a stairway to heaven :P

– Damon Bervoets, 28/04/2009
Why you drinking that shit?, here let me buy you a proper drink.

– Jesus Stulbenis, 25/04/2009
I may be very dedicated to my nunery but you are an exception, wanna quickie in the church bushes???

– Andrew, 17/04/2009
I wet my pants. Can I get in yours?

– nick treasure, 13/04/2009
man: hey baby wot u cooking 4 me in da morning. girl: nothin_. man: gd wil av a lie in

– callum + kizza, 09/04/2009
my name's dick, u like it?

– riano larko, 08/04/2009
do u know where you would look well?........(where)........in my arms ....

– alec bauls, 03/04/2009
Scuse me love have you farted...coz you've just blown me away.

– jeff, 29/03/2009
is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants

– td h, 26/03/2009
You wanna play army?... you lay down and you can blow the hell outta me!

– Andy, 24/03/2009
Please could you pick that up for me, and move your right leg because youve got an extra one coming your way.

– billy mck, 07/03/2009
women: you smell nice what have you got on? man: a hard on i didnt know you could smell it!!!

– Kevin, 04/03/2009
Man: I Love The Solar System Did You Know That? Woman:No?Tell Me Y? Man:Cos You Are My Soul And System!

– Ricky Woodside, 04/03/2009
How do u like ur eggs in da morning scrambled or fertalised?

– Ricky Woodside, 04/03/2009
Waz u brought up on a chicken farm cuz u sure knw how 2raise cocks

– REDGiant, 04/03/2009
Can I Orbit Your Star Baby! OR Can I Put My Ships In Your Orbit!

– Macauly Thomas, 03/03/2009
I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

– Jay James, 02/03/2009
Just put it in your mouth you slag..

– orandaman, 27/02/2009
do u now y soloman had 600 wives couse e never saw u

– Tee n Ant Munchkin, 23/02/2009
whip me honey, stroke my bunny, its not funny, when i hand over the money... you little cock

– Brad, 22/02/2009
if u were a model, i would lik ur fce out

– Kelvin, 20/02/2009
Roses r red violets r blue i am the one just for u

– jarred birch, 18/02/2009
Girl i see your hair done up all fine like a rooster................Buh do you think my cockle doo.

– REDGiant, 08/02/2009
I So Need To Do Jello Shots Off Your Stomach

– coco morgan, 05/02/2009
there are 256 bones in ur body can i add anuva

– russell shachar, 28/01/2009
can i buy u a drink or u wana come mine now

– eh heya guy, 27/01/2009
i wana put my junk in your trunk

– holly brown, 18/01/2009
sexy everey thing about you is sexy

– will, 15/01/2009
how do u fxxk that gd?????? being doing it 4 years

– Wesley poobum mingecuntfuckpiss and toss, 14/01/2009
Get your coat!! Ive got a knife or Get in the van you fuc*ing bitch. both are guaranteed

– wigan1, 13/01/2009
do you like chiken??? Suck my dick its fowell

– Zoe, 12/01/2009
I really like your dress, but i'd love to see it on my bedroom floor.

– terry pratchet, 05/01/2009
what has 46 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? ... My zip

– matt, 04/01/2009
i have a 12 inch tounge and can breathe through my ears ;)

– THICK STICK, 27/12/2008
If I tell you I'm well hung can I hold..oopswould you hold it against me how does this work?

– Becky Russell, 16/12/2008
Iv shit my pants can i have yours???

– dale, 10/12/2008
is that a mirrow in your pocket because i can see me in your knickers tonight.

– LORRAINE BALLANTYNE, 10/12/2008
HI HOW ARE YOU

– lorraine jordan, 10/12/2008
chris tarrant says 'for £3200 what is the colour of your wifes fanny hair? is it A;brown B;red C;blonde D;ginger paddy says'can i phone a friend

– Dec, 03/12/2008
My face is leavin in 2 mins be on it

– Lanxxx, 30/11/2008
Say yes or i'll rape you!

– simbo, 30/11/2008
do ye have a map?? cause im getting lost in your eye.

– Adam Sale, 14/11/2008
Have you got a map?? Because i'm lost in your eyes...

– REDGiant, 13/11/2008
YOUVE ACTUALLY EXECELLENT BONE STRUCTURE THERE? KINDA HAVEING A HARD TIME NOT LOOKING AT YOU NOW!? IS THAT WEIRD?

– Filthy Phil, 29/10/2008
5 THINGS NOT TO SAY IN BED!!! 1. ON SECOND THOUGHTS LETS TURN OFF THE LIGHT 2. Girl:This is your first time right Guy: Sure.....today 3. Is that it? 4. And to think i nwas trying to pull your mate 5. so how much is that?

– Jack Turner, 21/10/2008
fancy a shag? cos iam gaggin 4 1

– akki, 18/10/2008
nice legs.what time do they open?

– daniel, 14/10/2008
MY MATE SAID WILL YOU GO WITH ME ?

– james brown, 14/10/2008
have you lost your virginity? can i have the box it came in?

– chubbs, 12/10/2008
fancy looking at the colour of my bedroom celling ???

– chubbs, 12/10/2008
can u juggle??? cus theres a couple of ball coming your way!!!!

– chubbs, 12/10/2008
i may not go down in history but ill go down on you

– leon slattery, 12/10/2008
do u like my magical watch it says ur naked oh sorry its an hour fast

– jemma terna, 25/09/2008
hiyya bby wot u had for brecfast

– ollie, 24/09/2008
is that a mirror in your pants? coz i can see myself in 'em!

– Corey, 21/09/2008
You Say : Hey Do u no what would look fantastic on you Girl Says : (what) You Say : Me

– Mark Waddington, 21/09/2008
Look into my eyes,Look into my eyes not around the eyes but in the eyes....Your under, You will believe I have given you the best reply ever and you fancy the pants off me and would love to be going on a date with me. 3 2 1 your back in the room.lol

– dave the rave, 20/09/2008
if i fly would u fly if i cry would u cry if i die would u die cos i would do the same for u

– Wayne, 12/09/2008
my name is pinnochio, sit on my face and i will tell you a lie!

– Charlotte Griffin!!!, 12/09/2008
I love chocolate...I love you more!

– amy smith, 08/09/2008
hello sexie are you ok what are you up to xxxxx

– Russ, 27/08/2008
Hi, my name is Nicolas, and that's how I'd like to leave you.........Knickerless

– jji, 26/08/2008
did it hurt when you fell from heaven

– Jack Saberton, 18/08/2008
if i told you that you had a beautiful body wud u hold it against me!

– karlos, 17/08/2008
i hope your wearing a crash helmet, because your going right through the headboard

– Mikee Johno x, 14/08/2008
have you got a boyfriend (yes) can i have his number im gay. if (no) can i have yours

– Daniel Cooper, 07/08/2008
Can ya catch love? Because i've got a pair of balls coming your way.

– Jessica Cherry-cheeks, 06/08/2008
Come sit on my knee and we can talk about whatever pops up

– james smith, 05/08/2008
I thought models were the fittest people then you walked past me

– james smith, 05/08/2008
i was walkiing to school in the morning i saw a flower thuoght it was the most beutiful thing I have ever seen then I saw you

– james smith, 05/08/2008
your'e eyes shine like the beutiful moonlight light,,oo no its just ur teeth

– Indigogoes > youtube, 02/08/2008
Do you have a Job, because i may have a position for you on my staff!

– joe, 29/07/2008
can i have my breathe back because u jus took it away

– tony, 28/07/2008
wud u like an aussie kiss,girls says wots that.its like a french kiss but down under

– REDGiant, 23/07/2008
so blondy whats the game plan

– Zakk Toms, 18/07/2008
Shit!, oh wait, no its okay, i thought i forgot my library card, cause i am sooo checking you out ; ]

– james, 16/07/2008
you like lollipops? a dicks the same principal

– david seager, 12/07/2008
are u a teraist becoz u blow me away

– mrplayer pimp, 10/07/2008
just put it in your mouth

– sam benjamin, 08/07/2008
ur eyes are like spanners each time i look at them my nuts tighten

– there he is, 06/07/2008
i love ass hair, do you have any?

– kristopher, 02/07/2008
i like you go shooting, you should come watch me shoot my load, i might even let you have a go!

– Andrew, 24/06/2008
You Have 208 Bones In Your Body, Want 1 More ?

– kate downs, 23/06/2008
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"_ Do you want to do lunch?

– penis tickler, 20/06/2008
tickle my penis then ii just might tickle yours

– Jim 50p, 16/06/2008
Getting a Date with you, Priceless !!! For everything else, there is Mastercard !! :-)

– james, 04/06/2008
man: my names bond... chick: wot james bond? man: no unibond n im here to fill ur crak in!

– rhys, 04/06/2008
you dont sweat much for a fat girl

– Naomi, 01/06/2008
*for guys that aint too large* Ive got a little dick, but a tongue like a lizard

– Ronnie, 29/05/2008
i came here to chew some bubblegum and eat some pussy. and i'm all out of bubblegum.

– the lovemeister, 14/04/2008
do you like maths cause if u do lets go upstairs add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs an multiply!!!

– O.P.J.M, 05/04/2008
Are you 100% sure your a girl (she hopefully says yes). Thank God for a second there I thought I might be gay

– Leo, 03/04/2008
Lets Save water Lets have a shower together !!!"!

– john digs, 01/04/2008
im like a little stamp lick me all over and i'll be first class

– kieran strevens, 01/04/2008
i hope i have my libry card because im cheaking u out

– stuart the shagger, 31/03/2008
(2 chick friends standing in the club, go to the ugliest one and say) fancy a dance (if she replies yes , say ) well fuck off then till i speak to your friend. also: wave a chick over to you with one finger, when she comes over say " i just got you to come over here with one finger, do you want to see what i can do with 2"

– merciless, 30/03/2008
Love is like a red red rose... and i am really thorny!

– anon ?, 30/03/2008
boy says: Did it hurt? Girl says: what? boy says: When u fell from da sky coz theres an angel in front of me.

– Steven Chalkley, 28/03/2008
fancy a pizza and a shag (NO!) im not hungry either

– JOrdan Neilson, 28/03/2008
Did You Eat You Frosties THis Morninn ? Coz You Sure Bring Out The Tiger In ME :)

– jesus, 26/03/2008
f**k me if im wrong but don't you want to f**k me?

– chris lewis, 20/03/2008
my visa is expiring u want to marry me :O)

– Ciaran Ryan, 19/03/2008
excuse me love do you wana hurry up and give me your number before i dont want it anymore!!!

– Ciaran Ryan, 19/03/2008
Boy says: your defently not going to heavan love,, Girl says: why?? Boy says: cause it a sin to look that good

– Ciaran Ryan, 19/03/2008
grab yourself a napkin love cause you've just been served

– Ciaran Ryan, 19/03/2008
I think i v seen your picture somewhere before,, O yea thats right it was in the dicionary next to KAABLAAMMMMM

– Ciaran Ryan, 19/03/2008
girl i got to tell you that suit look like a peica good god wrapped up with some have mercy and a side of ummmm!!!

– Ciaran Ryan, 19/03/2008
girl you look so good i wish i could take you and plant a whole field of yall!!!

– russell shachar, 17/03/2008
xcuse me can i get a picture of u coz my mates will never belive i met a angel

– REDGiant, 17/03/2008
My Luvs Like A Russian Novel, Long And Hard Too Finish.

– Ross, 14/03/2008
Sooo... You Come Here Often? ;)

– daniel burke islington, 05/03/2008
hello there darling what u up to? do you wonna come clubing at my house DJ BLANKIT & MC PILLOW ARE PLAYING THERE ALL NITE ITS GONNA BE BANGING LOL X

– Clo, 04/03/2008
have u got a mirror in your pants? 'cause i can defo see myself in them!!

– WISETOAD, 02/03/2008
well hex me a Knighting Gale

– thechat xpert, 28/02/2008
wana play toy soldiers, ok ill get down and you can blow the hell outta me

– liam,, 28/02/2008
if u wer a Mc Donalds burger you wud b the Mc gorgeous

– PEDRO, 27/02/2008
Nice shoes. Wanna f**k ?!?!

– antonia wild, 27/02/2008
sugar is sweet, violets are blue, your mum is gay and so are you......fancy a shag?

– Parry, 26/02/2008
Is your dad a robber? (pause) Cus he must of stolen all the midnight starts and put them in your eyes!

– mee HEE HEE, 25/02/2008
hey, do i know you from somewhere? girl: no, guy: oh thats right, your the girl of my dreams

– Muppet, 24/02/2008
I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee LATTE!!!!!!!!!!

– Dave, 22/02/2008
Your like a drug, I can't get enough of you.

– Tim Surrey, 21/02/2008
You: "I bet you 10p I can make your tits wobble without touching them" Girl: "Okay" You: Place your face in girl's busom and shake head wildly with tongue out, then hand 10p over saying "Okay you win, but thats the best 10p I ever spent!"

– seanlol, 20/02/2008
my taxi leaves at 2. take it or leave it sexy =]

– sean =D, 20/02/2008
(to 2 girls) you my crotch, you my face, then swap over !! =D

– sam cooper, 19/02/2008
sorry darlin but i lost my teddy bear will u sleep with me tonight?

– FromVlad, 17/02/2008
Hotter Than The Devils Pitch Fork

– Cartman, 17/02/2008
Beleave me before this is over you will suk my balls

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Do You Beleave In Love At First Site Or Shall I come Back Later?

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Can I Lay Your Carpet (One For The Workers)

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
My Heart Beats 2 The Pirmordial Drum

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Are You Buttered Both Sides? (Dont Know if thats A chat Up Line Or A joke!) Have You Been Buttered Both Sides! Haha ha ha LMFAO

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Can I Toast Your Marshmello

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Wot Do (Lawyers?) And Sperm Have In Commen?. A One in 700.000000000 Chance Off Becoming A Human Being

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Baby Help Me Free Willy (Old One That!)

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Will You Turn My Butter For Me Sweety?

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
So Hot In Here We Need Some Rain!

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Its My Duty Too Pls Your Booty

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Will You Knock My Junk Around For Girl?

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
If You,ve Got A Guy? Try To Lose Him

– REDGiant, 16/02/2008
Do You Want Breakfast In Bed For the Rest Of Your Life Sweetheart?

– nope, 15/02/2008
C'mon bitch, suck ma cock.

– ee ee, 15/02/2008
whats your favroite colour (any answer) mine too lets have sex

– tom, 14/02/2008
excuse me i wnt to be served by the most attractive waitress. you do work here dont you?

– Daniel Smith, 14/02/2008
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

– scott martin, 13/02/2008
i cant see any stars in the sky... their all in your eyes

– hot stuff, 12/02/2008
who wants a good time

– Ross McGregor, 03/02/2008
You're trousers look great... But they would be better around you're ankels or even on my bedroom floor

– Wghoop, 02/02/2008
If Your Right Leg Was Easter And Your Left Leg Was Christmas .. Could I Visit You Between Holiday's ??

– CIARAN MACAY, 01/02/2008
WANT TO F**K??

– Daire, 27/01/2008
do you have a map....... because i'm lost in your eyes

– jon, 26/01/2008
your coming home with me (hows that?) iam stronger then you.

– stefan minett, 24/01/2008
do u wana come sit on my lap nd we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up.

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
go ahead bb feel free 2 indulge your self

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
what do want out of life before the shows over

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
think i heard my mateing call

– _Original_Version_, 22/01/2008
dont wanna be your hole world just the best bit also t-shirt

– JamSpoonVSfrenchkiss, 22/01/2008
you really dont want me in your head i can get dark

– JamSpoonVSfrenchkiss, 22/01/2008
wanna f**k you so hard our kids will be concussed

– JamSpoonVSfrenchkiss, 22/01/2008
dont act like a falon show the melons

– JamSpoonVSfrenchkiss, 22/01/2008
oi Back off i saw her first

– hi wotyabinupta, 22/01/2008
i ant triping off dis ant cartoons

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
Its All The Timeing Nop Thats A Joke?

– Ryan Clinton, 21/01/2008
This May Sound Weird But I have The Whole Dictionary Tattoed On My Penis.How About You Come To My House And Ill But Some Words In Your Mouth.

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
GIVE ME SOME SUGAR I AM YOUR NEIGHBOUR

– GIFTFROMTHEGODS, 19/01/2008
Thank The Gods For Fish Nets

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
bet your bum dont look big in dat

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
TRICK IS 2 ASK YOUR SELF AM I DREAMING

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
Bit Long This one ok everbody lie down on the floor and keep calm some thing fell from the sky And Landed in the fountain of Beauty Also me you any dense cloud (Angel)

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
propper little butter cup poppet dolly bird suger plum honey pot sexxxy pie Now That Works

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
If I was The Mirra On Your Wall You Would Be The Finest Of then All

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
Can i Nacker your boof bb

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
breathless speechless dumstruck gobsmackted

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
BLONDES MAY HAVE MORE FUN BUT BRUNETTES ARE DIRTIER

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
How about that 4 a slice of fryed gold

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
u can land on my pole any day sweety

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
look like you Need To Be ridden hard and put way wet MIGHT WORK

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
One For The old skool djs CAN I TAKE YOU ON A TOUR OF A 12 INCH And Hey GLAMAPUSS U MAKE ME CUM UNDONE

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
U MAY NOT BE PERFECT BUT PARTS OF YOU ARE PRETTY AWESOME

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
just when i thought i was the center of attention you showed up

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
oh pls u dont just turn heads you break f**king necks

– REDGiant, 19/01/2008
who thinks amy winehouse is an off licence

– bob chatline, 19/01/2008
whats a swear word beginning with F (F**K) whats missing... You and ( point at yourself and she will hopefull say me) of course i will

– Einstein, 17/01/2008
Hurt me!!! hurt me!!!

– bilel trabelsi, 16/01/2008
where are you, im waiting a ture love

– paul ingle, 15/01/2008
If beuty was a drop of water you wud be the ocean

– paul, 13/01/2008
hey im the tounge wrestling champion of th world want a shot at the title

– paul bauhaus, 11/01/2008
does this cloth smell of choroform to you?

– justin, 10/01/2008
Are you tired (no why) Because you've been running around in my mind all day long.

– scottish, 10/01/2008
you must have farted cos you just blew me away

– bob, 08/01/2008
are u feeling hot hot hot or is it me

– chat up king, 08/01/2008
SUCK ME SEXY! works most times. i would know im still saw from last nyt

– chat up king, 08/01/2008
OH BABY! That works all the time. Its a belter.

– Chris crack, 07/01/2008
If you were my temple id worship in u all day

– steve kelly, 07/01/2008
i think i am elergic to you because everytime i see you my pants seems to grow

– ryan, 04/01/2008
im like a light bulb and ur like a switch, cuz baby u turn me on !!!

– Rick, 31/12/2007
I like my women like lettuce. Why she replies. Cause I like them well washed before eating.

– luke oldam, 31/12/2007
big tits blonde hair hmm youle do

– Carlos Tevez, 30/12/2007
*drop ice on the floor and crushes it*...Now that the ice is broken...wts ur name.?

– Dan, 28/12/2007
Last night i stopped a girl from being raped! ....... (really, what happened).............. I CONTROLLED MYSELF!!!!!! Fancy a walk down a dark alleyway??? xox

– bambi, 28/12/2007
i kno i might not be the best lookin guy here tonight but i am the only one talking too you, look my m8z over ther have bet me a £10 that i couldnt buy you a drink so how bout we have a drink on them' i bet you a £5 that i can kiss you without touchin your lips (lean in and kiss, then say) well that was worth every penny your body reminds me of a star its tottally out of this world

– Benjamin Redmore, 28/12/2007
Hey, ((Put Hand On Shoulder)) You'll Do

– fukmeman, 28/12/2007
if u were a door i wud slam u allnightt!!!

– rr, 28/12/2007
like wine gums wine ur gums round this

– s k s k, 27/12/2007
DO YOU LIKE MATHS? WHAT YOU SAY WE GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM ADD YOUR BED SUBBTRACT YOUR CLOTHES DIVIDE YOUR LEGS AND MUTIPLY

– gp p, 26/12/2007
you may not be the sexiest girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away

– James EZI BAD BOII, 22/12/2007
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized!

– disco adam, 20/12/2007
you must be the real reason for global warming

– Jack, 19/12/2007
Your clothes would look realy good on my floor

– chris iredale, 18/12/2007
do you want to play army ill lay on the floor and you can blow the f**k out ov me

– Steve, 17/12/2007
If I was a robot and I lost a bolt, Would you give me a screw?

– gaz mclean, 17/12/2007
nice legs! what time they open?

– callum !\"£$%^&*(), 17/12/2007
I miss my teddy Bear,Can "YOU" sleep with me.

– Melvin, 16/12/2007
For all you nerds out there: What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

– ray-rae, 14/12/2007
man-hi beautiful, you look a lot like my first wife. womam-how many times ha ve you been maried? man-i've never been maried.

– Fonzy, 14/12/2007
Is that a mirror in your pants? Coz i can see myself in them tonight.

– Andy K, 14/12/2007
Get ur rat out! always works if they dnt do it thr not the right sort of gir u shud be hangin around with

– danny, 12/12/2007
hey ive just got a new tattoo its the dictionary on my penis do you want me 2 come 2 ures and put some words in your mouth.

– peter, 10/12/2007
knock knock whos there e.g name hayley hayley who hayley ben hayley bend who hayley bend dover.

– Wolfster, 09/12/2007
do u like fancy jewellery (yes y) suck my cock its a gem Zup stoich

– Wolfie, 09/12/2007
do u like fruit?????? (Yes y) Suck my cock its a peach

– bob, 08/12/2007
I Reli Dnt Like That Top... Take It Off

– joey, 07/12/2007
IF I CALL YOUR LEGS CHRISTMAS AND THE NEW YEAR CAN I VISIT DURING DA HOLIDAYS

– iluv2 FUCK, 05/12/2007
hey whats that on your pants women: what?? man: that white patch women: what white patch man: the same white patch you gave me look.... now take off your pants and ill make you creamy!

– Joe Jervis, 05/12/2007
'ello Ladies! Fancy a shag?

– Adam Fearn, 04/12/2007
They say a guys brain is down here (point to crotchel area) so i was kinda thinking can you blow my mind!

– bradley, 03/12/2007
do you have a plaster? (no, why)... because i hurt myself falling for you =)

– TAMEKA BURKS, 01/12/2007
HEY BABY WHAT R U DOING

– Rouser sxc, 01/12/2007
"how would u like.. ur kiss in the mornin?", id like mine with an egg", "tounge or lips?" "im satisfied, as long as i get my egg" Will u be my egg?

– fordy, 01/12/2007
can i have a picture of you?? (Y) because i wanna tell santa what i want 4 xmas

– Ben Elliott, 29/11/2007
If my LOVE was money, You'd be filthy RICH!

– Lewi Ermmm, 28/11/2007
Ive got a game its called Fat Girl Rodeo you walk up to a really fat woman/girl and put your arms around her and say "Your the fattest Bitch Ive Ever Seen" The Person Who Stays On The Fat Bitch The Longst Wins The Game

– Pete, 27/11/2007
You diven't sweat much for a fat lass

– Loz, 27/11/2007
"The CIA want to steal my Penis, can you help me hide it?"

– ScotlandAtHeart, 27/11/2007
ur legs r like butter i like to spread butter =)

– THE Boat, 26/11/2007
You remind me of a bold of frosties! hows that? because your grrrreat

– Jonathan Mckie(Stockton), 23/11/2007
If i had to give you marks out of 10...... Id definately give you one (Mate walks past and says) Oh id give u more than one

– Dan MaN, 20/11/2007
Would you like to F**k, or should I just apologise?

– tom, 20/11/2007
"can i be your home work?" -why? "because i'm hard and you can do me on the desk"

– sammy snake, 19/11/2007
Don't worry, they're only mints

– yeah...!!!, 18/11/2007
i lost my virginity can i have yours.....!!!!!

– dutk, 16/11/2007
i'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle

– Dee, 15/11/2007
i aint got Brad pitts good looks and i aint got Bill Gates' money but i've got a lick like Lassie!!

– josh k, 12/11/2007
santer must have came erly this year cuz u were 1st on my xmas list

– http://youtube.com/OGskillz15, 09/11/2007
I lost my teddy bear...can I sleep with YOU tonight?!?

– http://youtube.com/OGskillz15, 09/11/2007
You have approximately 250 bones in your body...want to make that 251?!?

– Andy Smith, 06/11/2007
Is your dad a burglar? he must be cos he's taken the stars out of the sky and put 'em in you eyes

– bob, 04/11/2007
wanna go for a ride

– chirpsr, 04/11/2007
gal r u single (yes) cuz i only c me in ur eyes

– OffMeEddie, 02/11/2007
Your the 2nd best girl ive ever seen. ansser whos the 1st then! My mum....god bless her sole.

– philip Howarth, 02/11/2007
i baby i love you sexy. how old are you.

– seun debiyi, 02/11/2007
du like me im not into sex im into star wars

– neil faulkner, 01/11/2007
you wannna shag?......................cos i do

– army lad, 01/11/2007
are your nickers mirrors cause i can see my self in them

– Keith, 01/11/2007
Hi, want to make your friends jealous....then go tell them you just pulled me!

– Emma Lou, 29/10/2007
Are you a postman? cuz you've been eyeing up my package all night.

– mike, 27/10/2007
If i told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me all night?

– john, 27/10/2007
is your arse made of carlsberg because its probably the best arse in the world

– SAM THE CHAT LINE MAN, 26/10/2007
YOUR FAT LETS F**K

– cheesy lineco-mingup, 25/10/2007
Do you wanna play librarians coz baby i wanna check you out!

– Bizz, 23/10/2007
Any chance of a ride? Aw..well want to lie down till a get one!

– tom stud, 21/10/2007
look at the collar of a girl and say jus wat i thought made in heaven

– colyn ehys, 19/10/2007
Sorry to bother you but if i dont get to know you now the rest of my life will never be the same

– scott hancox, 18/10/2007
is that a tic-tac in yr pants, or are you just pleased to see me?

– Mark, 17/10/2007
If I was your dad i'd still be bathing you

– Colin Edwards, 10/10/2007
Can I get a map? Cos I keep getting lost in your eyes

– ste gerrard, 07/10/2007
theres 206 bones in your body wud u lyk another ;)

– Sonny, 03/10/2007
is that a ladder in your tights or the stair way to heaven. "It aint easy, being Cheesy"

– Paul, 02/10/2007
Did it hurt wen yer feel from the heavens?

– Darragh, 02/10/2007
Get your coat luv your pulled!!

– ROY KEANE, 02/10/2007
HEY BABY YOUR EYES ARE LIKE SPANNERS... CAUSE EVERYTIME I LOOK AT YOU MY NUTS TIGHTEN

– Mclovin, 02/10/2007
if your dad was a terrorist and ur mom was a detonator... baby youd be da bomb!!

– Daniel Ritchie, 02/10/2007
(Put a Screw in in your pocket.. Take it out when you meet a girl) Hey.. Fancy a screw ??

– callum findlay, 01/10/2007
come ta ma room and see ma video collection .

– kevin kaffrey, 01/10/2007
Ay yo the sun don't shine forever But as long as we're here then we might as well shine together Never mind the weather, go somewhere and get our minds together Build a love that a last forever

– chris, 30/09/2007
hi babe, 20 minutes with me and ill turn ya lesbian

– Dayne Craske, 28/09/2007
call a girl over with one of your fingers, when she comes over say, if i can make you cum with one finger just imagine what i can do with 10! ----- thats a belter lads!

– samuel freed, 27/09/2007
seeing that your from heaven, whats it like this time of year?

– jack ?, 27/09/2007
hiya darling my names .......... whats yours

– DAVID SMITH, 23/09/2007
YOUR DAD MUST BE GOD BECAUSE HE CREATED AN ANGEL

– dont watchdat, 23/09/2007
i aim 2 please and when im done with u ull be content

– laura, 22/09/2007
hi, wud u like to help me find my dog? i think it went into an empty motel room

– laura, 22/09/2007
hey, hows about we go back to my place and do all the things im gonna tell people we did anyway

– *[E]mma*, 19/09/2007
My Coursework is so boring but i would love to do you over the table!!

– ben, 18/09/2007
my mates bet me a tenner i couldnt have a drink wit u.. fancy a drink on them?

– joe syzlak, 18/09/2007
man; ure gona have sex 2nite -woman; how do you know? -man; cause im stronger than you

– Luke, 18/09/2007
Can u catch love,cos ive got a couple of balls comin ure way.

– peanut, 18/09/2007
i heared a rumour that white people came out of a birds ass fuk somalia

– charles de man, 17/09/2007
say any chat up line (very Quietly so she cant here) (she says) What? (You say) ah i was just tryn to use a chat up line and i always mess up around beautiful women

– alex, 14/09/2007
u say: r u a muppet they say: no y u ask u say: because if i pull ur right strings will ur legs open

– Calum, 12/09/2007
Get in the van!

– daniel, 12/09/2007
if ur name was home work id be doin u on da desk right now!!

– Ben, 12/09/2007
To a geordie girl (theyre all ugly)....lets f**k but dont tell anyone I f**ked you ok?

– Geo C, 11/09/2007
go up to 2 chicks in a club and say to the uglier of the 2..Do u dance??? if she says yes u say..well piss off and dance so i can talk to ur mate!

– buster lane, 11/09/2007
do u work at subway (no why) coz u just gave me a foot long!!!

– errection, 11/09/2007
im a gem , your a gem , lets make little gems

– goerge pearson, 10/09/2007
WUD U LIKA TO SUCKA DEE COCK

– unknown, 09/09/2007
your drunk im desperate lets f**k

– pasha, 09/09/2007
can you help me theres something wrong with my phone your number isn't in it

– jake, 09/09/2007
is there in a mirror in your pance?!? cos i can see meself in your knickers

– Ste Stephenson, 09/09/2007
I'll bet you $10 my dick can't fit into your mouth

– lee, 09/09/2007
i'm not a man who supports or wants to fight in a war, but baby if you were world war three. i would want to be in you.

– luke, 08/09/2007
last night i was looking up at there stars maching them up with a reason why i love you but then i ran out of stars.

– George, 08/09/2007
Your Mum looks good naked I hope you do to

– lee j jj, 08/09/2007
look if u didnt want me 2 follow u 2nite,climb up ur drainpipe,crawl through ur window an creep in2 bed with u.....U SHUDNT HAVE GAME ME UR NUMBER!!!!

– julian, 07/09/2007
ur name should be ryvitta cos ur a real cracker nd i wanna spread my butter all over ya

– tobias thompson, 07/09/2007
how do you like your eggs in the mornig?fertalised

– brad, 06/09/2007
av u got a mirror in yor nikers? cus i can see me face down ther l8a

– puddin, 06/09/2007
my tounge is too big for my mouth, can i use yours

– Jayde Whiittaker, 05/09/2007
If Y0uu Were My Fav0uriite Subject I'd Be In There All Day! :D

– chris bartlett, 04/09/2007
hi im a postman, so you can rely on me to deliver alarge package

– anonymous, 04/09/2007
Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you!

– Timmay, 04/09/2007
Your fat, I'm drunk-it's on!!

– dan, 02/09/2007
get your coat..........

– tam joyce, 02/09/2007
if your hot and horny and you can do a deep knee bend you can kiss me all over

– callem stone, 01/09/2007
i have been born for you

– Jamie c, 27/08/2007
Hey my name is (Say name), Just so you know what to scream out later tonight

– Liam Dickinson, 27/08/2007
hey u luk rly hot but u'd be even hotter if u wer on fire!

– Jamie Marle, 27/08/2007
If I Giv You My name Will u Giv Me Ur number

– sam murphy, 26/08/2007
are you to sisters? (yes) well weres cinderella then?

– bob mcgee, 25/08/2007
MAN:hey lets get you out of those wet clothes WOMEN:what wet clothes? MAN:(licks fingers and wipes on womens clothes) those wet clothes wanna come up for some sex and pizza? ...... whats the matter?you don't like pizza?

– lee, 24/08/2007
I don't think your a slut, i just know how hot i am!!!

– Ryan Milne, 24/08/2007
Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

– Keith Hobart, 23/08/2007
Gal u can call me a man of steel cause ur ass is jus like a magnet

– Des, 22/08/2007
Am I standing in your way?

– Jon, 20/08/2007
I better call heaven (whys that) because there is an angel missing.

– Jon, 20/08/2007
Those clothes look really heavy, why dont you make it easyer for your self and take them off.

– asdf adsf, 20/08/2007
u wanna go for a pizza and a f**k.... what u dont like pizza?

– dan, 18/08/2007
man; my name is bond women; what james bond man; no uni bond i'm here to fill your crack

– jk kj, 17/08/2007
get ur mum n we can have a freesome

– luv stud, 17/08/2007
u must be lost heaven is more north. u r angel right

– james tom, 17/08/2007
your like a road u got bumps in all the right places

– big boi movements, 17/08/2007
hope your name is as preety as your face

– tom f, 16/08/2007
i went 2 then dentist n they say my teeth are rotting because of sweet things so bby dnt come no closer

– John, 16/08/2007
I have the dictionary tatoo'd on my dick, maybe u can come over to my house some night and i'll put some words in your mouth...

– leia salter, 16/08/2007
kisses are germs and germs are hated so kiss me baby im vaccinated

– tom f, 15/08/2007
i wish u were a car door so i could bang u every time i finished ridein u !!

– Steven, 15/08/2007
Do you like bacon? wanna strip!

– Henry Iwu, 14/08/2007
Hi, just curious, roughly! how many guys try to chat you up on a daily basis? except me.

– ryan, 14/08/2007
if beauty was a drop of water u would be the ocean

– allie, 13/08/2007
Say do u know what looks gd on ur dick? My mouth

– Josh Unknown, 13/08/2007
Hey girl, do you believe in love at first sight, or shall i walk past again?

– Chris, 11/08/2007
ur sooo hot,yu make da sun feel cold! gurl i wud touch ya,but im scared of getin 3rd degree burnz!

– pete sword, 11/08/2007
would you like an australian kiss? its just like a french one but down under

– bob, 11/08/2007
ive got more game than a ps3!

– nathan dwyter, 11/08/2007
are you free tonite or will it cost me

– ass grabber 2000, 11/08/2007
man: do you sleep on your front? woman:no why? man:can i?

– john george harker, 11/08/2007
have u got a map cause i keep gettin lost in ur forest

– daz, 10/08/2007
guy:can i have a picture of u? girl:y? guy:so i can show santa what i want 4 xmas

– Dan, 10/08/2007
Hey girl, heres 50p, go and call your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight...

– kieran, 09/08/2007
funny ive never seen a penis before......(REEALLLYY).....how about we change tht 2 nite.... i no a bush nearby were i can show you it

– yes, 09/08/2007
I like what your wearing, but it would look much better on my bedroom floor

– jamie, 08/08/2007
lets play titanic wen i say icberg u go down

– Cathal Mc D, 07/08/2007
I may wear the pants in the relationship but she controls the ziper

– Johnny C, 04/08/2007
Hey baby, are u in heat?

– Tex, 04/08/2007
he; You look like my first wife. she; I didn't know you were married. he: I'm not

– Anon, 03/08/2007
hey do i know u from somewher? (i dont think so.......y?) cos u look a lot lyk my next girlfriend.........(then smile)..............gets 'em evry tym lads

– Steven, 02/08/2007
Wanna Play Army? Ill lie down and you can blow the hell outta me!!

– dood, 01/08/2007
if u were an ass i wud definetly spank you!

– chips from d rifraf, 01/08/2007
dont let your future walk away!!

– Paul, 31/07/2007
Hi my name is(ur name) would u like to stick ur tounge down ma throat??

– MICKYY H, 29/07/2007
Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them?

– George, 29/07/2007
Wow do u like computers cos u just turned my software into hardware

– mike, 29/07/2007
(very cooly)how u doin?

– chaza, 28/07/2007
i have a fobier of tits can i c urs2 overcome my fear

– ellie aylward, 28/07/2007
go up to the and spill somthing on them and then say do you want me to lick that of

– pete jefasan, 28/07/2007
i like ur boobs

– David Sycamore, 26/07/2007
Roses Are Red Lemons Are Sour Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power!

– stephen Kuya, 25/07/2007
Hey... have i seen you somewhere before? (i dont know).. oh no i think i have.. it was in the dictionary next to 'SEXXXXXXXXXY'

– Ainsley, 25/07/2007
Hi, sorry to bother you, but i'm a bit lost can you help? I'm looking for your number?

– ryan walker, 25/07/2007
can i tickle your belly button from the inside?

– hugo, 24/07/2007
let's play army, i'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me. Do you work at the post-office? I saw you checking out my package

– Deano, 23/07/2007
Ooh Baby.. Your So Hot You Must Make Tha Devil Sweat..x

– Titch, 22/07/2007
Are you a table? Cos' i could eat my dinner off you anyday!

– bradley kenzie, 22/07/2007
instead of tlking lets put the sayin into action actions speak louder then words

– samual fitz, 22/07/2007
grab your coat, ive got a knife!

– Ally, 20/07/2007
how do you like your eggs? Scrambled? fried?....... or fertilised!

– Ally, 20/07/2007
iv herd there's a party at your ankles! why dont you invite your pants down?

– Matt, 20/07/2007
If you walk past a girl that you like, say to them "excuse me whats ya boyfriends name" They will give you his name or they might say I have'nt got one, if they have'nt then say, in that case can I have your number!!

– danger man p.l.c joker man p.l.c, 19/07/2007
HAVE U GOT 30P WHY? SO I CAN PHONE MY MUM 2 SAY HAVE FOUND THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS...

– BobHead, 19/07/2007
Nice legs, what time are they open?

– Smith Man, 19/07/2007
Hellofellah, howz it shnappin of big man? would you like to go my go 2 my cvib and ger sum sers. You ever made love 2 a man,no,you want to?!

– andy, 19/07/2007
Can I borrow your libary card? (why?) cause i wanna check you out!

– Luke Batts, 18/07/2007
If i had a flower for everytime i thought of you, id walk forever in a garden.

– Dan Watkins, 14/07/2007
If u looked into a mirror holdin a dozen red roses...u wud see the 13 most beautiful things in the world lookin back!!

– Robbie, 12/07/2007
Do you have a license gor that ass?

– adam thomas, 12/07/2007
Hello good looking i am cooking i want you in my bed

– Chris Reed, 12/07/2007
you look like my next ex wife ;)))

– danny, 11/07/2007
I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

– Craig Early, 10/07/2007
Hey do you want to come back to my tent and go halfers on a bastard?

– Tom, 10/07/2007
i may not be no fred flintstone but i will make your bedrock.

– Bob Boob, 10/07/2007
Wanna play hide and seek?, We can play in your woods, i might fall down the whole.

– Gavin Breen, 09/07/2007
You're Awsome Blossom!

– james trinch, 09/07/2007
i looked at the stars last night, you were the one that shined brightest!!

– scotty tip willies, 09/07/2007
i dont need chat up lines but........this one allways works.......i cant wait till the moro......they say why.....and then u say cosu look more beautiful every day ;)

– matty corby, 08/07/2007
how about you sit on my face and i'll guess your weight

– adzy, 08/07/2007
how much does a poler bear weigh???enough to break the ice hi...

– Dick, 08/07/2007
Let's face it: I'm going to have you anyway tonight, so you might as well be there!

– seamus, 07/07/2007
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

– callum lewis weeeeeeey, 06/07/2007
i feel like pussy 2 nite wts u mums number

– gary nixon, 05/07/2007
i might have ears like an elephant but i've a trunck to match.

– phil age 15, 05/07/2007
hi im new in this place. . . can i have directions to your house ??

– luke, 05/07/2007
i know why i cant see stars in the sky .because there in your eyes

– larry, 05/07/2007
Don't be picky, i wasn't

– thomas, 04/07/2007
how you like your eggs? fried scrambled or fertilised?

– rob savage, 03/07/2007
Was your Dad a baker cuz you have a lovely set of buns.....

– Benji, 03/07/2007
lets play World War 2, U be poland and ill dress as a german and invade u

– Lol u need help!, 03/07/2007
If u reading this then u r a sado needing help to get girls! O well heres a tip that worked for me and i had some fun last nite. Say to the girl: have you got a map? They say why? And you say: Because im lost in ur eyes baby!

– Jones, 03/07/2007
There are 206 Bones in the human body want another one?

– will E, 29/06/2007
I've lost my teddy.... will u fuck me?

– lt, 28/06/2007
If u were my homework i would be doing u on the desk right now.

– YUS, 28/06/2007
Come sit on my lap, something might pop up

– DAZ, 27/06/2007
\"IF I SAID U HAD A NICE BODY WOULD U HOLD IT AGAINST ME\"

– john, 27/06/2007
is that a mirror in your poket? (they say no) o, sorry, its just... i can see myself in ur trowsers!

– Ricardo, 25/06/2007
Do you like jewellery? why? 'cos my cocks a gem!

– max graham, 24/06/2007
hi babe u wanna cum 2 mine 2 chill hunni xxx

– jambab, 24/06/2007
hey u lookin at me cuz im lookin at u

– callum, 24/06/2007
i feel shit about what i done please will u take me bk?

– jed, 23/06/2007
good news bad news (bad news)i dont pay for sex(good news)i dont charge for it either

– lee sherwood, 22/06/2007
do you bleive in splashing in puddels(she answers) well i do, so let me splash in your gash!!!!

– not gay, 20/06/2007
your well hot i think ill cook my dinner on you your like an oven

– JESUS MAN GOD, 19/06/2007
Are you wearing metal? Cause my magnet seems attracted

– jim, 18/06/2007
Hey! I bet you've got a right cunt on you.

– daniel daniel, 15/06/2007
okay i like you now bend over

– Semi, 15/06/2007
Would you like to dance ?......if no.....sorry you misheard, I said you look fat in those pants.

– Semi, 15/06/2007
I'll lick your ice cream if you lick my lollipop

– Semi, 15/06/2007
To Middlesbrough girls (Smoggies): It must be a breath of fresh air for you being here.

– Semi, 15/06/2007
To Scousers: You must have nicked a few car stereos to get in here !

– Semi, 15/06/2007
Do you wanna play Army's ? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me.

– Semi, 15/06/2007
I'm a keen Ornithologist......I'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher. Have you seen one ?

– greg miller, 15/06/2007
i painted your mums insides white last night

– Semi, 15/06/2007
Wanna come to a party in my pants ?

– Semi, 15/06/2007
To Mingers: I see you have your Summer Teeth in ! Summer yellow, summer brown, summer missing

– joe k, 15/06/2007
hey gal ur face reminds me of a spanner everytime i see it my nuts tighten up

– Semi, 15/06/2007
Go up to girl, lick finger, wipe down dress and say "Lets get you out of those wet clothes"

– Semi, 15/06/2007
You look like Cheryl Tweedy, only much more beautiful !

– Semi, 15/06/2007
Which one are you out of Girl's Aloud ?

– Hitch Yooh, 15/06/2007
If you where a planet what do you think you would be??? (Mars) Nope, You would be The Sun because you are so hot.

– david beckham, 14/06/2007
i bet u 1 quid i can kiss u wiv owt touchin ya lipz (you kiss dem) worth every penny

– lewis, 14/06/2007
did it hurt? question:what? falling from the sky.

– alastair, 12/06/2007
picture this.... me you a bubble bath and a bottle of champagne

– Mystery Man, 12/06/2007
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried or Fertilised?

– phil davey, 12/06/2007
somebody pinch me i think im in heaven!!

– Fuck Fun, 14/05/2007
Whats big long and very fast? girl: DOnt know You: Let me show u

– fran henderson, 12/05/2007
if u were a fag ide b smokin u all day

– JOE B, 12/05/2007
Other than bein sxc, wot do u do 4 a living?

– hallzy, 12/05/2007
hey baby cum sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up.

– andy, 11/05/2007
have ya got any irish in ya ?? no!! do ya want some?!!!

– Trina, 09/05/2007
Bloke goes up to 2 girls in a club one gorgeous and the other ugly he says to the ugly girl wanna dance (yes she replies) well get lost then while i talk to ya mate !!!!!

– chris, 08/05/2007
are you a single mum.....(replies no)..... would you like to be

– meow twat, 05/05/2007
lets not talk...lets just make love invertedly :O

– mr glover, 03/05/2007
hello there i was just wondering do you give head to strangers?NO?well then allow me to introduce myself...

– ur mom likes ur dad, 03/05/2007
are you a star, cuz u shine all day

– col, 02/05/2007
is your boyfriend called Dave |if they say no, i don't have a boyfriend| so wot u doing later tonight

– GILES CLARKE, 30/04/2007
NICE SHOES! WANNA FUCK? WORD OF THE DAY IS LEGS. LETS GO SPREAD THE WORD! IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST.... CUS BABY U DA BOMB

– Zac, 29/04/2007
u say was you made by bees girl ses no y ? u say cus ure as sweet as honey

– Tim Smith, 28/04/2007
Could i borrow 10p please, ( why?) Cause my mum told me to ring her when i fell inlove

– Tim Smith, 28/04/2007
If u were a burger you would be a Mcgorgeous

– Erdo !! x ConCon =D, 28/04/2007
Can I Borrow Your library Card ?.. Coz I Wanna Check you Out

– R. PUM, 26/04/2007
Guy with a Girl!! Guy puts his arm around the girl and checks the tag of her top.. Girl- ehhh what the hell u doing!~ Guy-ahh just what i thought...Made in Heavan!

– jimboblio, 25/04/2007
man: hey, whats got 2 thumbs, loves blowjobs and talks french! woman: dont know. Man: puts hims thurms up and says "moi"

– Rob B, 24/04/2007
Your legs are like a pub i just cant wait for them to open

– Paul, 24/04/2007
Are your parents terrorists ? ( No why ), cos baby, your the bomb

– james shiells, 24/04/2007
boy: shows us your knee! girl: what knee? boy: your fa-knee.

– ryan giggs, 24/04/2007
You no how james bond says to all the women my name is bond james bond and then he gets them all. hi my is (last name) (whole name) bonds mate lol

– jimmy jimmy, 23/04/2007
im gona have to ask ya to leave!. . . your making all the other girls look bad!!!!!!!!;)

– mark gough, 23/04/2007
hiyah babe, .. bend over for a sec would you, .. llet me see if i no you.. oh it apears i dont .. i best get to know you then .. ! 5 mins l8er ... youl be in bed wid a fit as bit of buff 5 mins l8er

– m. purslow, 23/04/2007
Excuse me...is your body named VISA.. because its everywhre i wanna be.

– m. purslow, 23/04/2007
excuse me...can i borrow a quater. i wanna call my mom n tell her am in love.

– emil, 21/04/2007
if you were a bogie i would pick u first!!!

– Shoaib, 21/04/2007
Your so fine, if you wer mine, with you I wud dine, and luv until the end of time...

– david lfcfan, 18/04/2007
av i ever told u ur face is like money coz am always happy 2 c u

– Faial, 17/04/2007
F**k me bitch now

– Ash, 16/04/2007
How do u like ur eggs in the morning? Boiled or fertalised

– Carlos, 15/04/2007
U no dat ur drivin' in a 1-way stret 2 ma heart!... By da tim diz place closes, i tink itz tim 4 yor legz 2 open girl!... Dnt be nasty, show uz yor pasty - Dnt be a munt, show uz yor cunt!!!!!!........ Classicz, lol!

– Jordan Sex God, 14/04/2007
if u were a burger ud be a Mc Gorgous

– Johnjo Keen, 13/04/2007
You seem nice but I fancy your mum!

– brad, 12/04/2007
is that a fone in my pocket or am i just happy to see you?

– stu, 12/04/2007
what winks and makes love like a panther?.......WHAT?............... Then just wink!

– liam, 12/04/2007
i need my inhaler, u just took my breath away!!

– dave, 11/04/2007
alwright love do you come here a lot well you will be comeing even more in my bed

– charlie jowres, 11/04/2007
ur lips look lonely do they wanna meet mine

– Matty, 11/04/2007
have u ever kissed a bunny between the ears (no) wanna try (pull your jean pockets out). it works if the inside of ur jean pockets are white

– danny draycott, 08/04/2007
if you looked into a mirror holding 11 roses you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world

– danny santovito, 07/04/2007
I saw a flower this morning and thought it was the most beautiful thing i had ever seen until i saw you.

– HELEN, 04/04/2007
GRAB YOUR KIT, YOU'VE SCORED!

– godsgift, 03/04/2007
i noticed u come in a little while ago an i must say u have gone straight to the top of my to-do list.

– randolph, 02/04/2007
you got a boyfirend? "no" well you do now

– dan the man, 02/04/2007
( look at her bum with a confused face ) ' here pal is that a mirror ? ' she shud look confused ' aww its just cos a can seemasel in ur pants '

– Dan, 02/04/2007
hello............................

– Phil McRackin, 02/04/2007
WANNA PLAY ARMY...i'll lie down here... so you can blow the hell out of me!

– scott thomas fucking sex genius, 31/03/2007
i could sit in the snow all nite with you but i'd still be as big as that mountaing ( cock size ) best works if in a snowy mountainny place trust lol

– davey pisser pisser, 31/03/2007
names bond, james bond. Can i have a licence to enter your panties?

– bill bob, 30/03/2007
i missed u but i just looked up at the stars and saw ur eyes :)

– Faye_x, 30/03/2007
are yoo gd at maths. well add me plus a bed minus yoor clothes and divid yoor legs :P ha

– kiss, 30/03/2007
Boy: Excuse me im lost Girld: Where would u like to go? Boy: In between your legs :)

– joe, 29/03/2007
do u like flowers ? get ur 2 lips round this one

– cian dean, 29/03/2007
i am a thief and i am here to steal yor heart

– Dean Wilson, 29/03/2007
Do you like Chicken?? answer: Yes Suck My cock, it's fowl!!!

– dean, 29/03/2007
if a women asks for the time, say yes if you've got the place.

– dean, 29/03/2007
gesture her to come over with one finger. then say, if i can make you come with one finger imagin what i could do with my body.

– luke campbell, 28/03/2007
sorry but where is your off switch because tour so bright in my eys

– Tom Parker, 28/03/2007
Is heaven missing an angel? Cus u have MASSIVE tits

– Jimmyman, 28/03/2007
Hi Im (your name), just so you know what to scream out later.

– seun debiyi, 27/03/2007
Yo havent really got much of a choice have you?

– Clarke, 27/03/2007
You sit on my face and ill guess your weight.

– jake, 25/03/2007
u shuld be buffy the vampire slayer because u can slay ne1 wiv ur buffnes

– use it it always works, 25/03/2007
do u no what a man with a 12 inch cock has 4 brekfast (no) well i have beans on toast

– Jon, 22/03/2007
I hope u know CPR because u take my breath away

– gav, 22/03/2007
its simple tell them: DONT STRUGGLE, OR HURRY GET HER IN THE VAN

– olly, 19/03/2007
Have you got a 6pack in you ass coz id sure like to tap it

– Bryn, 18/03/2007
I've got the F, the C and the K, now all I need is U.

– callum rawson, 17/03/2007
nice shoes wanna f**k!!!

– JOHN DARROCH, 17/03/2007
I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke

– Ben Naylor, 16/03/2007
are u thirsty? so am i, that makes two of us! (then wink) ALWAYS WORKS!!

– dan, 15/03/2007
ano this seems abit crazy and all that but ive got the entire dictionary tatooed on my penis so why dont i come on over there and put some words in your mouth

– Kev, 15/03/2007
Hey gorgeous, wanna borrow a dream?

– jazzy, 14/03/2007
do u wana go halves on a bastard?

– Tommy Boi, 13/03/2007
Do you like dried biscuits?? [Whip kecks down] This ones a cracker

– Sexrie uker, 11/03/2007
Are you relgious? coz ur the answer to all ma prayers

– adam ant, 11/03/2007
my name is (name).... remember it cause ull be screaming it later.

– adam ant, 11/03/2007
if i was a farmer, id plough your firld til next spring

– anthony, 11/03/2007
dont worry about your chicken fillets down your top coz i feel like chicken tonight

– thomas reck, 10/03/2007
funderland dont make rides like u

– James Bournemouth, 10/03/2007
U like Chocolate....can i put my willy Wonka in your chocolate factory?

– Matthew Fleet, 09/03/2007
Ure so sweet if i was diabetic one touch would kill me

– Matthew Fleet, 09/03/2007
A fell over the fence and landed in the puddle ov love with u

– Matthew Fleet, 09/03/2007
my dicks like a rubix cube..the more you play with it the harder it gets.

– Matthew Fleet, 09/03/2007
If love was a river.. I'd give you the ocean.

– rhys llewellyn, 08/03/2007
do you believe in love at first sight? or do i have to walk past again?

– Danny, 07/03/2007
do u like flowers? get your tu lips round this then!

– marv kelly, 06/03/2007
ask the girl you look cold come over here and i will warm you up!!!

– mitch, 06/03/2007
Heres 10p love, ring your mum n tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

– jason logan, 06/03/2007
Roses are red violets are blue my ass smells and so do you.

– James Brown, 05/03/2007
dju wana sit on my lap n tlk bout what comes up

– hellooo hey, 05/03/2007
I'd like to meet you in a dark alley.

– Dan Martin, 05/03/2007
Ask a girl if you wana dance......if shes says NO!....say u missed heard me......i said YOU LOOK FAT IN THAT DRESS!!!

– bob hope, 04/03/2007
if u were fine id make u mine

– broke, 04/03/2007
whens your bed time? well my baby, daddy says to come to bed now!

– STEVE, 04/03/2007
WELL HAVE U HEARD OF THAT POP GROUP TAVOROS,,,THEY WERE RIGHT " HEAVEN MUST BE MISSING AN ANGEL"

– mr x, 03/03/2007
if you stood infront of the mirror with 11 roses, u wud see the 12 most beautiful things in the world (trust me, it cant fail)

– ste robinson, 03/03/2007
lets have sex !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

– TOMP (TO), 03/03/2007
Excuse-me ? i like the look of you, here let me buy you a drink or somethink (nah i don't fancy one) hoe about a muffin ? (nah) ahh ok......bet you already have one yer..? care to show me lil' miss sunshine ?

– Zubs, 01/03/2007
Out of all the planets in the universe, the one i'd like to visit the most is Ur-anus!!!

– tom, 28/02/2007
Do you like snooker darlin??? Cos i'd love to pot your pink

– emily, 28/02/2007
ur such a great friend.!.. lets be more.. take off ur clothes and f*** me u h***

– smoggyLUVZdoggy, 27/02/2007
HEY.... i'm having a party in my mouth......... dya wanna come? or... Dya fancy a dance? (if she says no).. say Well it was either that or go for a sh*t!!!

– Rob, 25/02/2007
"This face leaves at 11 o clock.. Be on it"

– Ryan Kitching, 25/02/2007
do u like tooth paste? wud u like some home made

– bob dylan, 24/02/2007
when i saw you i knew my life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.X

– Mo Riz, 24/02/2007
Buy me Piza ! What ? You are the man you should be buying me piza. Ok I know a fine place lets go

– David, 23/02/2007
are your legs sore (no why ) bescause you have been running in ma head all day

– will, 22/02/2007
Do you work at subway? Because everytime i c u, u give me a foot long

– ciaran kelly, 21/02/2007
hve u ever kissed a rabbit between the ears (no) (pull your pockets out and say do u wnt to)

– Phil wells, 21/02/2007
I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

– Andi Lee, 21/02/2007
If we were squirells, could i bust a nut in your hole.

– Ryan Haynes, 20/02/2007
is your mum a thief, cause she stole all the stars and put them in your eyes! (always works trust me)

– CHARLIE WILLIAMS, 19/02/2007
IF U WERE A RING THERE WOULD BE MORE THAN ONE PLACE U COULD GO.

– garry, 19/02/2007
are you dip in sugar coz you are hurting my sweet tooth

– bob, 19/02/2007
the dress ur wearing is soooo sexy ,but it wud look evan better on my bedroom floor

– Angus, 16/02/2007
AT A PARTY: So how did you hear about this get together then?

– bob bobinson, 16/02/2007
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

– kupar, 16/02/2007
no need to rub your eyes ladies..i am for real

– sam, 15/02/2007
if your right leg is christmas and your left is easter can i visit you between the holidays

– jake lloyd, 15/02/2007
Your lips are so sweet one kiss and i swear ill give up sugar for life

– scott, 14/02/2007
if you was a vegetable i would grow a hole field of y'all

– Me, 14/02/2007
Do u eat bernard matthews? Because u look bootiful.

– ben, 14/02/2007
when god made you he was showing off

– Jon, 14/02/2007
Somebody had better call the police because it's got to be illegal to look that good

– bob marley, 14/02/2007
MAN:are you single WOMAN:no y MAN:can i av ur numba then

– josh t, 14/02/2007
i luved u yesterday n love u still always have n always will

– jack, 14/02/2007
i like cheese and can u eat me please and if ur reading this that means that ur so sad u need help to chat up girls

– Ryan Pearch, 13/02/2007
you wouldnt guess but i have a dictionary tatoo'd on my knob..............how dout i come round l8r and put sum words in a mouth!!!! brap

– ???, 13/02/2007
have you got mirrors in your knickers cos i could see myself in them!!!

– mr x, 13/02/2007
Youve got lovely eyes. Let me see.. close them. (Kiss Her)

– tom b, 12/02/2007
man: you from upnorth yeah? women: yeah why? man: o just wondered was gunna suggest u cum down south with me??

– Angus, 12/02/2007
IN THE SUPERMARKET: Excuse me can you tell me where the bread is? By the way did you remember a few years back in the papers it said that supermarkets are a good place to get off with someone. I wouldn't mind going out with you by the way.

– LITTLE DICK JOSH, 12/02/2007
MY NAMES JACK WANT ME 2 OPEN UR LEGS

– tomass L, 11/02/2007
girl:wats ur name boy:they call me (name) but you can call me anytime!!!

– wacko, 11/02/2007
hi i seen u up the road and look fine

– Andy, 11/02/2007
in a club or some where if theres a fit girl on her own or woth a friend buy a drink for even thought she doesnt know and when the bar man gives her the drink he will say its off u he will look at u n then u start talking

– ChuckyB, 11/02/2007
I m lost I ve seem to have lost my number cna I borrow yours

– John Led, 10/02/2007
have you got any irish in you ???No ?? would you like some :)

– watford, 10/02/2007
hey do u like whales?coz there is a humpback @ mine!

– barney bwoi lewi, 09/02/2007
get ya rat out darling?

– soundbwoi hehe, 09/02/2007
boy:hey i heard you worked in tesco's woman:yeah boy: are you really open 24/7?

– Peter Gott, 09/02/2007
Your hair looks lovely tonight but I know how it would look even better, laid upon my pillow. It's not raining outside it's the angels crying because one of their own is here with us on earth. My what a nasty cold, you should have some Vic on your chest-------My middle names Vic! Do you believe in love at first sight, ididn't but I must have been blind until I met you!

– Tim Bolton, 09/02/2007
if you were a door id bang you all nite!

– francis muggy, 08/02/2007
hey if i can make you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with a full hand....

– gregg, 07/02/2007
your so fit you should work on the customer service till in b&q

– kieran, 06/02/2007
all i want for christmas is you

– John, 06/02/2007
(Guy) Your eyes are like spanners (girl) Why (Guy) coz every time I look in them my nuts tighten

– danny kelly, 06/02/2007
if i had to give you a rose everytime i thought of you i would be in gods garden for ever !!!

– ghk gjj, 05/02/2007
do u f**k on first dates (no) allright see you tomorow then

– big andy, 05/02/2007
say to the woman can you feel that? she will say feel what and you say chemistry!!!!!!!

– Chriss, 03/02/2007
Girl:whats ur name Boy:Bond......Uni-bond, here to fill ur crack

– danny b, 02/02/2007
that outfit looks gr8 on u but it would look even better on my bedroom floor tomorow mornin

– Kyle, 02/02/2007
Get in the van....

– ben dover, 01/02/2007
Hey your legs look nice, what time do they open?

– Reece Loves eva MAckey!!!, 01/02/2007
this kinda works!!! the word of the day is legs so lets go back to mine and spread the word!

– your mom, 30/01/2007
if your left leg was Christmas and you right leg was new years ... can i visit you in between the holidays

– Nicholas Eavis, 30/01/2007
i want to kiss your lips then move up to ure bellybutton

– jeff gordon, 30/01/2007
can i put my sausage in your oven?

– Angus, 29/01/2007
Excuse me, I wanted to tell you that I fancy you, but I am too scared to admit it.

– harry allen, 29/01/2007
do you want to go halfs on a baby?

– anders, 29/01/2007
your eyes are like stars, i feel like im flying in the sky. to me your heart is the sun and ur ass is the moon! (it works!!!!!!!)

– joe king, 29/01/2007
ur so fine, if u wer mine, with u i wud dine, and luv until the end of time...

– mark saxby, 28/01/2007
Hey I think u have a great body but I really love ur legs!! Wat time do they open??

– Alex Ellmers, 28/01/2007
excuse me miss...you have semen in your hair

– Angus, 28/01/2007
Hello there the girl of my dreams. Hello I would like to flirt with you.

– ur myne, 28/01/2007
bby i must hav won da lottery cause ur my luky numba

– Robert Lee, 28/01/2007
is that a ladder up your skirt, or a stairway to heaven?

– andy, 27/01/2007
i am so sexly, you will love to talk to me

– Milo Garstang, 27/01/2007
Can you help me with my maths homework? Ill subtract your clothes, divide your legs and square root ya!!

– Chobey Tobey, 27/01/2007
I wana get with you, you wana get with me, I know I'm at least half right so how about it...

– fred, 26/01/2007
do you come here often

– Cathal Mc D, 25/01/2007
I think i need a map,coz im gettin lost in ur eyes!

– James Edwards, 24/01/2007
Walk into a reastraunt and say to a well fit girl ''The Names Bond, not James Bond, Uni Bond and im here to fill ur crack''

– danny timmons, 23/01/2007
iv had a good few drinks ur starting to look nicer ;)

– andy williams, 23/01/2007
this is a classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ryt hers wat u say !!! say to the women (,,,you have awsome eyes,,, then say,,,do you have fake eyelashes ,,,if they say yes or no dnt mater ask em to close there eyes,, wen they do smack the lips on them!!!!!!11

– ROSS ROB, 22/01/2007
hey do you mind if i borrow 20p off u plz?? so i can call my mum and tell her i met the girl of my dreams

– jeo laing, 22/01/2007
Hey this might sound crazy right, but i just got the alphabet tatooed on my penis so what you say about us going round your place and i could put a few words in your mouth

– matt, 22/01/2007
are u any good at catching?(yes) Gd because there is 2 balls coming your way!!

– Mr X, 22/01/2007
Worst Line ever( used by a friend of mine): I'm level 10 on World of Warcraft... ...Funnily enough this didin't work...

– danr, 19/01/2007
hey, how about we go back to mine and do some maths, you divide your legs and ill add the pleasure!

– andy, 19/01/2007
lets go and get it on!

– andy, 19/01/2007
get your gash out!

– jordan coppin, 18/01/2007
can i borrow your libary because i wona check you out

– Sean A, 17/01/2007
go up to two birds and say to the ugly one. Hi there can you Dance? (she say yes) well can you do me a favour a f**k off so i can chat your mate up. Beware of the slap

– sam, 17/01/2007
i'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast

– shahhan, 16/01/2007
cant live without u, cuz a man cant liv withhout hiz heart.

– craig, 16/01/2007
theres 206 bones in the human body want 1 more?

– Chrissy, 15/01/2007
I was going to ask for a light, but you have already lit my fire!

– sheep shagger, 13/01/2007
well f**k me sideways nd call me charlie look who it is.... the girl im f**king 2nite

– aaron, 13/01/2007
i like this girl, she is so fine, id do her if she were mine, but u'll do

– will scotney, 13/01/2007
you may not be the most beautiful girl in here, but hey, beauty is only a light switch away.

– jubba juice, 12/01/2007
is your daddy a baker cos uv got a nice set of buns!

– Chris Ducker, 12/01/2007
My friend wants to know whether you think im fit.

– ry n chel, 12/01/2007
are you pooly? [yeh y] do u want me 2 cum ova n inject u wiv ma needle

– shane edwards, 11/01/2007
f**k me if im wrong but are u elvis

– picko the chat up line king, 11/01/2007
is your purse big enough for the keys for my mercedes

– Dave, 10/01/2007
Say to a girl, do you like swimming, if she say’s yes, point down to your crotch and say, take this for a length then

– skillz, 10/01/2007
Have u got french knickers on, cuz u can say arivoir to them!!!!!

– martin pixton, 10/01/2007
Hi can you catch(if they say yes)good coz you have got to balls comin your way

– bonnie, 10/01/2007
Are you from tennisee cause ur the only ten-i-see ( soz if i spelt it wrong my bad )

– Cowelly, 09/01/2007
How do u like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, fried or Fertilised?

– Cowelly, 09/01/2007
The names Bond. Unibond and i'm here to fill your crack in.

– micheal, 08/01/2007
Man:Wanna know my name Women: Y Man: Cus u'll be screaming out 2nyt

– sum1, 07/01/2007
do u wanna get in my convertable??(why?)cos its got more legroom

– SIMON HINDLE, 07/01/2007
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD A FAIRY GOD MOTHER AND SHE SAID WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU CAN EITHER HAVE A REALLY LONG MEMORY OR A REALLY LONG WILLY BUT TO BE HONEST I CANT REMEMBER WAT I SAID NOW

– charlie skippa, 06/01/2007
i got a full tank with a lot of milage left in me.

– Mark Brooks, 05/01/2007
I thought i was gay but i saw you and thought i should reconsider!!!

– Mark Brooks, 05/01/2007
If you were a fart, I would keep u in me!

– tommy lofty, 04/01/2007
Are you up for some FUN tonight becasue i have the F and the N now all i need is U.

– Dj Rocky, 31/12/2006
I've got 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to the remember my name

– adam johnson, 28/12/2006
i wrote your name in the sand but the sea washed it away, i wrote your name on a peice of paper but my mum threw it away, i wrote your name on my heart and there forever it shall stay

– Dids, 27/12/2006
I've just spent £2000 on viagra, only to come here and realise i didn't need any.

– rhys jones, 26/12/2006
babe your soo fine i want to take ya n plant a hole field of ya

– crazy-e, 25/12/2006
i got the hole alphabet tattoed on my dick come back to mine and i will put some words in ur mouth

– randomer, 24/12/2006
f**k me its cold...

– kris smith, 21/12/2006
your so hot, you make lava look cold

– johnny B, 21/12/2006
Is your mum hairy? (no) Your dad will do then.

– m2tyt, 21/12/2006
fancy playing lion? you kneel while i throw you my meat. fancy pizza and a sh*g? (no!) how about a burger and a sh*g? r u gud at maths, well we'll add u to me subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply

– viet, 20/12/2006
are you single if she say yes say i fort you would have blokes queing up for u i no i would be first in line

– saul M, 18/12/2006
my tongue is tired can i rest it on yours

– Dean Smith, 16/12/2006
are you free tonight or do i have to pay

– Brad laming, 16/12/2006
hey babe nice shoes wanna f**k?

– Sophiee, haha, 14/12/2006
girl, do you have mirrors on your pants?[girl answers yes/no] cause i can see myself in them

– danielle, 14/12/2006
you're so hot you make the devil sweat!!

– michael stanfield, 13/12/2006
if ur right leg was christmas and ur left leg was new year can i visit u between the holidays

– bizzle, 12/12/2006
if i were a fly id b flying around you coz u iz the shit!

– Dave, 10/12/2006
Hi how r u doing this is my first time

– * lalala mmmm, 10/12/2006
are yooh religious ? (girl annswer yes/no) because i want to be the answers to ur prayers

– josh birch, 09/12/2006
just had to tell u that u r realy sexy babe

– Josh Birch, 09/12/2006
u have bin summond 2 cupids court 4 bein fit as f**k, n trespassin in my fantasies! if found guilty u r sentenced 2 3hrs of hot s*x wiv me! HOW DO U PLEAD?

– josh birch, 09/12/2006
if i had one wish for xmas it would be to have you

– Dangerous D, 07/12/2006
Walk up 2 a girl, take an ice cube out of your drink, throw it on the floor and stamp on it. when she looks confused say well that breaks the ice. Hi my name is ....?

– tom, 06/12/2006
i love you (name of girl) i love every bone in your body especialy mine

– john, 05/12/2006
i had a dream about football and i "scored" but i reolised it was with you.

– jamesb36 brappp, 05/12/2006
if u c a fat man in a red suit n he grabz u and putz u in a big red bag dont worry its jus ive told santa wot i wont 4 xmas

– cheeky, 04/12/2006
do you f--k if she replies (no i dont) ask her to lie down while you have one.

– jake brandon, 01/12/2006
im new in town, cud u giv me directions to ur house

– dean, 28/11/2006
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong.

– me you, 27/11/2006
was your father a thieth because someones stolen the stars from the sky and pu them in your eyes.

– Sean Needham, 27/11/2006
Im desperate, your ugly, lets get it on!

– woody, 22/11/2006
To the world your just one person, but to me you are the world.

– You Know!, 22/11/2006
Is your dad a retard? coz your f*%king special!

– finc, 18/11/2006
is your dad a terrorist,coz u da bomb

– john, 17/11/2006
hi baby i am up for sum fun i have alredy gt the f and the n now all i need is u

– john, 17/11/2006
sit on me face n peddle me ears

– sian morgan, 14/11/2006
if i was a fly id be all over you huni, cuz ur the shit!!!

– adam, 13/11/2006
do you know what you have the whitest teath i have eva cum across :P

– sergio, 13/11/2006
you remind me of a spanner, every time i see you my nuts tighten!

– Paul Jones, 13/11/2006
You must be a fish cos u look like an excellent catch

– Andrew, 12/11/2006
Nice legs what time they open?

– pete mason, 12/11/2006
do you f**k on the first night? if she answers yes then bonus if its a no \" ill see you tomorrow\"

– hitch, 09/11/2006
Somebody call the police coz she has stole my heart

– matty boy, 08/11/2006
ure clothes look good, but theyd look even better on my bedroom floor

– louis oxley, 05/11/2006
if beauty was an olympic sport you'd get gold

– aston crook, 03/11/2006
I lost my teddy bear, Will u sleep with me? those clothes look gd on u but would look betta on me bed room floor

– Gursharn, 03/11/2006
Somebody call the police coz it got to be illegal to look that good!

– Gsk, 03/11/2006
hey....my names alex, just so you know what to scream later.

– naz jack, 31/10/2006
Hey I am doing a survey on how many single women there are in this place, are u single ?

– katylee milakovic, 30/10/2006
excuse me, iv lost my teddy bear, cud i sleep wiv u tonight

– phill mckrakin, 27/10/2006
where ya been all my life

– ROSSY INNES, 26/10/2006
YOU HAVE OVER 200 BONES IN UR BODY WOULD U LIKE ONE MORE

– mikkie, 26/10/2006
do you sleep on your back or front: 1) if she answers back say oh thats good, can i sleep on your front tonight. 2) if she answers front say thats a shame i wanted to sleep on you front.

– alex c, 25/10/2006
hey....my names alex, just so you know what to scream later. (obviously change alex for your name)

– lawrence a16 lol, 23/10/2006
is your father a thief by any chance? (if she answers no) Then who the hell nicked all those starts and put them into your eyes

– callum eifief, 23/10/2006
MYA my lips are cold hahaha

– man dem, 20/10/2006
i feel like richard gere standing next to you the pretty woman!

– owen kingston, 17/10/2006
pick a number 1 2 10 (girl says 5) you lose take your top off

– Jamie, 17/10/2006
Have you got 20p so i can call god and tell him hes lost an angel

– Patty, 16/10/2006
My wife slowley turned me into a sissy and i learned to like it

– billy bob jones, 16/10/2006
Did it hurt ( she replies did wot hurt) when you fell from the sky cause u r clearly an angle

– Darren, 16/10/2006
Do you have any irish in you?..... ya a little...well would you like some more??????????

– Jimmy P, 15/10/2006
Do you have a map? because i keep getting lost in your eyes.

– C FiZzY, 12/10/2006
I lost my teddy bear, Will u sleep with me?

– no one, 07/10/2006
is it hotin hear, ar is it gust u

– ASH BASSILL, 06/10/2006
my face is leaving in 5 miniutes can you be on it.

– Jon O-T, 04/10/2006
I have a magic watch that tells me what colour panties ur wearing....*look at watch* oh, ur not wearing any! (yea i am) hang on, its 10 minutes fast

– jay buzzard, 30/09/2006
take her to her door as a friend and waight for her to get her keys out and say that maybe the key to your door but somwhere you hold the key to my heart

– Shane Gibben, 28/09/2006
If i was a tear , i would want to be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die clasped to your lips

– biff, 14/09/2006
how do you like your eggs in the morning scrambbled or fertilized

– Juz, 09/09/2006
I'm sorry, do you bark? You look like a dog is all. Wanna go hump on the street or something?

– Chris, 09/09/2006
Was your dad a thief? (No!) Oh, cause he must have stole the stars and put them in yours eyes!

– co b, 07/09/2006
whats the largest export of Brazil ? Coffe! yeh! sure ur place or mine?

– lee, 07/09/2006
hi lets cut the crap u wanna f**k or wat u dirty slag face

– dave jimmy, 07/09/2006
i love what your wearing but it looks better on my bedroom floor

– Brock Samson, 06/09/2006
Come sit on my lap and we can straighten things out.

– jim bob, 05/09/2006
are those new trousers???can i test the zipper

– chazza, 05/09/2006
I wish u were a car door so i can bang u all night

– andy riley, 05/09/2006
oi you have well nice buns id like to stick my spam rod in them

– kimberley duncan, 05/09/2006
hi what you up to are you ok n where do u come from

– Nas, 03/09/2006
Was your dad a terrorist....cos hell yeah you are definitley the BOMB.

– peelee, 03/09/2006
if i got you into my bed even a mouse wouldnt be able to squeek as fast as the springs ;P

– stu, 31/08/2006
FAT PANDA (shes replies what) (u say) sorry just had to break the ice

– snazle06 baboon, 29/08/2006
I want some hot deep hard sex

– ste, 21/08/2006
excuse me can you catch? good because there's a couple of balls coming your way

– stud1, 21/08/2006
u r so fine that u hav probably heard all the chat up lines before, so can you tell me which ones worked so i can cut the crap and ask you out?

– Hunter, 19/08/2006
I\'m gonna take you home, tie you to my bed, and f**k you rotten... i\'m not perverted...i just have alot of rope...

– Edmund Francis the 3rd of BRIDGEND, 19/08/2006
Do you like hardhouse?

– dont know, 18/08/2006
i think i love u. (she asks y) aint u that bird from that porno?

– Nas, 17/08/2006
The word of the day is LEGS, so lets go back to my place and spread the word, baby

– Jamie, 15/08/2006
Here's 30 pence, ring your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight.

– sammy boy boy, 09/08/2006
Do u have a cat ? how about boyfriend?

– dave bigboy, 08/08/2006
do you want to dance or should i go and f**k my fatself

– Badger, 05/08/2006
your making me so nervoice that im forgetting my standard chat up line.

– Badger, 05/08/2006
Your eyes are like wrenches (girl asks why?) becouse every time i look at you my nuts tighten

– goldy boi, 04/08/2006
r u a nurse cus ma cock as bin down a long tym n u made it go up

– josh, 02/08/2006
uve got over 360 bones in ure body!!! do uwant another 1 in

– ben dover, 28/07/2006
is ya dad a theif? ANSWER:no then y did he steal the sparkle off the star's and place em into eyes of beuaty like ures.

– luigi capozzi, 25/07/2006
hey babe what iz u doin

– craig, 25/07/2006
wear a helemt love, girl replies why because you be going through the headboard later ;)

– jacxob clxay, 18/07/2006
f**k yes if no bi

– andy, 09/07/2006
do u fancy a f*ck...{replies no}..... u must be mistaken i said ur a fat f*ck

– martin oleary, 09/07/2006
hand a girl a pint of water and say sober up you mess, your taking me home

– curtis jackson, 28/06/2006
hey ladies how are you

– tony, 20/06/2006
"yo sexy why dont you use some of that tissue on ur boobs. it's done wonders for your arse"

– kenny ainslie, 19/06/2006
u have the most beautiful eyes in the world

– Madeleine, 16/06/2006
When I see you its like my dreams have come true, and my dream is when heaven meets hell you have the face of an angel the thoughts of a devil.

– 2Sharp, 01/06/2006
Ur dad must b a terrorist...cos ur the bomb U cant spell beautiful / beauty / busty / fabulous without U in it!

– Bai letslive, 28/05/2006
Hi, ~I just got paid do you wanna get laid. A beautiful woman never stays with one man when he is the wrong man, I am Mr Right.

– MIKE, 25/05/2006
WOULD U STILL LOVE ME WHEN I GET OLD GOOD NOW LET ME GET HOLD

– saj fernando, 22/05/2006
if i had u i would keep u in heart forever

– martin newman, 14/05/2006
Is that i mirror in ur pocket? cus i can c myself in ur trousers!

– Megan Williams, 12/05/2006
If I followed you home would you keep me.

– RICHARD, 09/05/2006
LAST NIGHT, I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING OF FOOTBALL, BUT IT WAS YOU RUNNING ALL OVER MY MIND!

– bob awln, 05/05/2006
hello blondie what you fondie?

– simon gubby, 02/05/2006
easy now sugarlips whats happening with them sweet cheeks of yours any chance i can give you some loving tonight

– donk, 23/04/2006
fancy going halfs on a bastard

– saira, 22/04/2006
theres a party in my pants and your invited

– lil-rizzle, 20/04/2006
excusssssssssse me ure on fire coz ure so smokin hot

– lottie gay, 10/04/2006
If i woz a horse you could ride me anytym

– Mr G, 08/04/2006
Ur Just like a new car i just wanna get in ya

– gary chimp, 04/04/2006
congrats yau have just won the best looking girl contest in the world, and the grand prize iz spending the night with me.

– budgie, 23/03/2006
i must be a pirate coz im sure diggin your booty

– dermot hannon, 20/03/2006
the names bond pollybond im hear to fill yer crack

– aimee jayne Smith, 20/03/2006
Hi do you Know the sky is grey today?(No why?)Because all the Blue is in your eyes. Hi can i borrow a 30pence pence please(why)Because my mum said to call her when i fall in love. If I could arrange the alpabet I would Put U and I together. you can Not Spell Gorgeous with out you init.

– amanda smith, 13/03/2006
nice cloths, but i recon they'll look beter on my bedroom floor

– Danny Biddle, 12/03/2006
IS UR DAD A BAKER BECAUSE U HAVE A NICE PAIR OF BUNS

– cj wade, 12/03/2006
if i waz yo mama i'll woup u all night

– hayley, 11/03/2006
hey gorgous hows you

– darren pippin, 06/03/2006
babe are you cold? ( no why?) because you are hot to me

– anton, 05/03/2006
Is that i mirror in ur pocket? cus i can c myself in ur trousers!

– Joe W, 02/03/2006
Excuse me, it's just... I think I love you

– Mr Lover, 26/02/2006
Fancy a shag? (she says no) well just lie down while I have one

– pussy man, 23/02/2006
if i looked as good as u ill touch my self every night baby

– shadow bat, 19/02/2006
hey ladies how are you lovly ladies tonight

– james, 15/02/2006
is your dad a baker... because you got a lovely set of buns

– A.C., 14/02/2006
nice shoes want to f**k?

– sex god, 08/02/2006
those clothes r pretty wet take em off

– sam hancock, 07/02/2006
r u any good at catchin? cuz uve got a couple of balls comin ure way

– Kay, 07/02/2006
id give up all my savings, my credit card limit too if only i could get some interest from you

– ben, 06/02/2006
(get a girl to come over to you using a finger then say) if i could make u come that fast with one finger imagine what i could do with my whole hand

– OKguy, 06/02/2006
REGRETABLY IT'S SO HARD TO BE GOOD, HAPPILY IT'S ALWAYS SO GOOD TO BE HARD.

– Edzo Watson, 03/02/2006
Your fit, I want it, lets go back to mine cause this place is sh*t

– OLIVER, 30/01/2006
IT WAS COLD A SECOND AGO (WHY NOT NOW) BECAUSE UR HEAR

– mark mez, 28/01/2006
have you got a mirror in tho pants because i can semyself in them

– nicole, 28/01/2006
Hay there big Boys. Hows the sausage over there?

– john dillon, 24/01/2006
hello you sexy bitch

– Brendan, 22/01/2006
Did I tell you how great you look because you give guys like me a reason for living!!!

– Brendan Lawson, 22/01/2006
Are those clothes made in heaven (no) oh ok it must be u thn!!!

– mikey, 13/01/2006
every time i look at you it feels like thunder running through my vains your dads a thief he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

– bracken, 12/01/2006
are you the devil, cause your so horny

– james roberts, 07/01/2006
All I Want For Christmas Is Your Phone Number

– jacky miller, 27/12/2005
if snow flack were kisses,i'd send u blizzerds

– Saz, 23/12/2005
I'm not really this tall you know, I'm just sitting on my wallet...

– danny doberts, 23/12/2005
u have 208 bones in ur body. want 1 more

– Cheeky, 23/12/2005
Is your dad a chicken farmer? You seem to know a lot about raising cocks.

– ariez, 23/12/2005
do u like dancing (yeah) so go dance while i talk to your friend !!!

– Salmon, 22/12/2005
Sit on my knee and we will talk about the first fing tht pops up!

– Salmon, 22/12/2005
if i wa a sweet wud u suck me? if i asked u nicely would u fuk me?

– bj, 16/12/2005
your mams phoned i have 2 take u home

– jay corder, 12/12/2005
do you work in subway?... becos you just gave me a foot longer..!!

– jords, 09/12/2005
if you like men and i like women , we shall be perfect!

– good 2 be bad baby, 29/11/2005
is your dad a thief (why) cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in you eye's.

– chris, 29/11/2005
hope you like bananas cause there so good to have inside you

– EASE, 28/11/2005
Ive got about 50 lines i cud say 2 u... But i want u to like me as much as i like u, & not just 4 sum line...

– Dick Van Dyke, 28/11/2005
Are you a postwoman, cos you've been checking out my package. If you were a door i'd bang you all night! Are those ladders in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven?

– liam samsung, 27/11/2005
your eyes are like spanners, every time i look at them my nuts tighten.

– big dick, 26/11/2005
do you root cause i do

– anthony hayward, 23/11/2005
nice legs,what time do thay open.

– Richard mitchell, 18/11/2005
what shags like a tiger and winks..................;) works everyy time

– kevin gosling, 16/11/2005
is your name milk?........cuz ur good for my bone

– neil, 10/11/2005
did it hurt (did what hurt?)when you fell down from heaven

– bob jim, 07/11/2005
fancy a pint cos u look like a geeza bird

– Ashley Copard, 03/11/2005
Lets see if the springs on yer bead are springy enough

– Chris spedman, 02/11/2005
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

– Ado Smith, 30/10/2005
I like every bone in your body, especially mine

– chad pollutm, 29/10/2005
hi.what do you like doing

– Chris Noon, 26/10/2005
Ur not the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away...

– fraser, 25/10/2005
somebody call the cops cos damm its got to be il legal to look that good.

– jimmy SMITH SMITH, 25/10/2005
up shits creak without a paddle u should be my paddle.

– dave doorrs, 23/10/2005
you sexy bittch

– Frankie, 22/10/2005
your teeth sparkle like the stars, do they come out at night?

– wheatdick, 18/10/2005
what has 24 teath and holds back the incredible hulk (my zip)

– wheatdick, 18/10/2005
is that A FAKE nose

– ray dielhenn, 18/10/2005
your like a bit of chicken and i am sturffing

– ben inova4u, 14/10/2005
have you ever been to the moon? no, well sit on my rocket and i will take you there

– jojo jo, 08/10/2005
have you got the time (have you got the energy)

– eddy, 07/10/2005
hi how are you

– play, boy,,, 06/10/2005
hi sexy fancy a gd time,,

– ed kent, 06/10/2005
hey you how are you today

– qassim kaka, 01/10/2005
asks a girl 4 sum direction.an then say wears ya bedroom

– kim whitmarsh, 28/09/2005
a curvy woman ineed of a hunky man

– Scott, 26/09/2005
If i told you that you had a fit body, would you hold it against me???

– The Webmaster, 25/09/2005
Good looks catch the eyes, but good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED??? Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...

– phil, 22/09/2005
Is your Dad a baker? Because you've got a lovely set of baps

– paul, 21/09/2005
please to meet you with meat to please you. is that a mirror in your pants ..... cause i can see my self in them.

– Tanya cock, 17/09/2005
hi i am new who wants to chat

– Prince, 14/09/2005
Grl u have the most beautiful eyes, wana f**k..?

– Prince, 14/09/2005
Baby your so fine, i wish i could grow a whole feild of you

– wayne wallace, 13/09/2005
come on then what are you wating for

– dave, 11/09/2005
walk over to a girl take a long smell and ask do you have cats.

– crazy bstrd, 11/09/2005
your eyes r like spanners every time i look in them my nuts tighten!

– stevie marshall, 04/09/2005
do you wanna smell my love muscle?

– wotbadluck, 03/09/2005
Wanna come back to mine and play war? It's where I lay on the floor and you blow the hell outta me!!

– george lone, 02/09/2005
i want kiss you passionately on the lips, then i want to move up to your belly button

– grant barana, 29/08/2005
you look like my nex girlfriend

– lisa, 29/08/2005
Are you from tennesse? your the only ten i see.

– loopy, 26/08/2005
is your dad a theif? cos he took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes 2 nite!!!

– james toal, 21/08/2005
has the sum just come out or did you just smile at me

– Shag, 18/08/2005
So what are you looking for in a man and how do i fit into the equation. Can i smell your feet? oh it must be your pussy then.

– Nathan, 16/08/2005
Hey girl gis a picture so i can show my mum what i want for christmas

– sexy ben hazza, 14/08/2005
can u catch? .......coz a got 2 balls coming your way.

– ben dover, 09/08/2005
walk up to 2 girls, preferably one being a ugly- say to the uglier one \'excuse me do u wanna dance?\' if she replies yes then say \'good, f*** off then i want 2 talk to ur mate!!\'

– bob marley, 04/08/2005
has any told you how good looking u r ( no ) do u blame them seen that state of u

– scott walsh, 31/07/2005
do ye wanna play d maths game you + me..add d bed, subtract d clothes...divide d legs n multiply d orgasms!

– liam, 20/07/2005
Exuse me can u check ur jumper cause i was wonderin if you were made in heaven!

– ryan, 19/07/2005
Are those eye lashes fake, close your eyes a minute till i check, then u kiss her!

– andrew greenwood, 17/07/2005
What winks and f**ks like a tiger? then u wink at her!

– josh, 14/07/2005
Have you been arrested because it must be illigal to look that good!

– Gary, 14/07/2005
Excuse me, im sorry to interupt u but i jus couldnt resist stoppin u n telling u dat u r gorgeous (she will reply thanks) you den say dat u r welcome n ask her if she has a boyfriend (if she says no) say ok would it be possible to take ur number n ill call u 2nite so i can get 2 know u more.

– adam diamond, 12/07/2005
If we were in the matrix ud be the 1!

– to.many.spliffs, 09/07/2005
Wow! what a great dress! I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor?

– be, 08/07/2005
Is that a ladder in your tights? or the stairway to heaven!

– ad, 08/07/2005
You remind me of a spanner because everytime I see you my nuts tighten!

– Wombat McGee, 06/07/2005
You're like my mum... I love my mum!

– connor mackie, 04/07/2005
Wanna go halves on a baby?

– Sean, 01/07/2005
What's 12 inch's long and speaks french?....MOI !

– owain ford, 30/06/2005
Are you a farmer? ...... cause your really making my cock grow.

– simon berage, 27/06/2005
Girl if you were a plant id pick you and grow a hole feild of you!

– ScottishChris, 23/06/2005
Go up to a girl and gesture down towards your crotch. Then look at her appealingly, when she looks confused say 'Well its not going to suck itself'

– vodkagirl, 20/06/2005
Hi, I was just wondering if you have ever fallen over a tree stump[if they answer yes or no] well any chance of a root then!

– vickie, 15/03/2005
Do you like liquorice? (yes) well lets go back to mine and do all sorts.

– Darren Ross, 15/03/2005
I hear the 'word' on the street is "legs"! Why don't you and me go back to my house and spread the 'word'.

– Eddie, 23/02/2005
Approach a group of girls and introduce yourself, then say dont bother introducing yourselves because Im terrible for names! I will just call you No1. No2. No3 because I never forget a figure!! Then say to the girl you fancy (No1) and whisper to her you no why your called No1 Its because I think your by far the best!!!

– John, 22/02/2005
There is something wrong with your legs? there not round my neck!

– Lee, 15/11/2004
Hi, it doesnt feel right inside (add exagerated hand to heart gesture), to see a beautiful woman sitting by herself. Do you mind if I sit here for a chat?

– Ian, 07/03/2004
Hey there gorgeous. Heres 20pence. Go and call your mum and tell her you will be home very late.

– Ste, 05/02/2004
Hi sexy what are we having for breakfast?

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