Chat up Lines - For Women

For Women

Chat-up Lines for a Woman to use on a Man

Here are a selection of some of the best chat-up lines on the net. Please feel free to add your own and make this site one worth visiting.

Did you fart? Cuase you blew me away.
I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I know I can make your BedRock.
Is your name Gillette? the best a woman can get.
Do these look real?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say: Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
Just say Hi You'll do!

Lines added on Thursday 03 February, 2005.

Your Lines

– kimmy smith, 12/04/2011
come sit hare i swear i wont bite

– Valerie Smith, 09/03/2011
were you arrested coz its gotta be illegal to look THAT goood!!

– bob tom, 19/11/2010
im like a rubix cube:the more you fiddle the harder i get

– georgia, 15/10/2010
Do you work at royal mail? (No) Damnn! I could of sworn I saw you checking out my package. ;)

– kayleighh mckayy, 26/09/2010
if you was my home work i'd do you every night.

– sinead whitmore, 16/07/2010
your my sugar plum so lick me

– SHELDON humphreys, 09/07/2010
footballers do it for 90 minutes and i know 11 different positions are you a cement mixer because you make me well hard im a good swimmer come here and i will demonstrate the breaststroke is your name Laura l because your worth it im good at maths come to my room and find out add the bed minus the clothes divide your legs and multiply

– sheldon humphreys, 09/07/2010
are you a light switch because you turn me on...

– bryson bryson, 25/06/2010
Ow, u didnt warn me that u were hot

– Brylinh Oxford, 05/05/2010
Variation of men's: "Did someone take all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?"..... "Did someone steal all the muscles from the seabed and put them on your arms?"

– kid super, 03/05/2010
if i was tea ull b the suger, if i was a bath ull b the water if i was the toothbrush ull b the tooth paste

– KoRN PoRN, 28/04/2010
Can you help me out, I'm trapped by your beauty and i can't escape

– kathleen marie smith, 28/04/2010
there great stuth people?///lol

– Olivia Ross, 22/04/2010
May i ask if you\'re jamacain? coz your jamakinmecrazy.. :)

– Natasha, 20/04/2010
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

– Andy, 09/04/2010
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

– DiamondInTheRough, 02/04/2010
\"What rides and winks like a tiger?\" (maintain eye contact, let them guess) Then Wink.

– adam cosgrove, 28/03/2010
you must be a parking ticket cos u have fine written all over youu !

– NiA BaCH, 25/03/2010
If you do my homework, i will do you on the table ........ Whats the time? (always works, cus its subtle)

– dill flynn, 18/03/2010
your my angel delite let me spooon u

– creep, 07/03/2010
Does this drink taste like rohypnol?

– patrick storey, 02/03/2010
wat way would you like your eggs in the morning

– patrick storey, 02/03/2010
your eyes remind me off two spanners because everytime i look at you my nuts titen

– maria ellen fr, 26/02/2010
hi am gillette th best a man can get

– Jen, 20/02/2010
You're so hot you denatured my enzyme ;)

– Jen, 20/02/2010
If I could be any enzyme I'd be DNA polymerase so I can unzip your jeans ;)

– Janine, 17/02/2010
ure soo hot ure making the devil jelous

– nicole&&TOM michel, 06/02/2010
If you were a boggie id pick you first

– mary gilbert, 19/01/2010
i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you

– A&C, 14/01/2010
are you part of my illusion coz..i've never seen anything so hotxx

– sara toure, 21/12/2009
hi how are you

– georgia milliban, 12/12/2009
my clothes would look good on your bedroom floor whilst were in bed

– yerimgay :):), 08/12/2009
its gettin' hot in here so take off all your clothes xD! did you just fart? cos you just blew me away :) nice legs. what time do they open? ;) wink- wink- nudge- nudge-

– HARRY, 29/11/2009
f**k me ur pretty now that ive been f**ked let me f**k u??!!

– Liaiguivyvckb iugcUGUYGYUG, 28/11/2009
Are you a miner? (NO) Oh, so that isn't a pickaxe in your pocket :) _(") ( ) (that is a penguin)

– ;) (L), 24/11/2009
aright darlin? ware have you been all my life?

– ciaran sutton, 04/11/2009
you must be a janitor because you just swept me away

– john harrison, 03/11/2009
im the tires, your the car and youll drive me to happiness.

– sam watson, 29/10/2009
hi sexy will you sh*g me

– dean annoyomous, 25/10/2009
Single Duck Fancy A F**k!

– person, 19/10/2009
if i said you have a nice body would you nice bold it against me ;)

– Kim Woods, 09/10/2009
If i could re-arrange the alphebeat i would put U and I together

– Kim Woods, 09/10/2009
Your legs must be aching, cuz' you've been running around my mind all day.

– Shannon greenwood, 18/09/2009
Do u run alot? because you look sooo fit!

– vanessa, 12/09/2009
i bet my tongue could beat up your tongue ;)

– felecia, 02/09/2009
kiss me and i will stop talking

– stephen, 17/08/2009
you mut be a sergent, because you make my privates stand up

– kellllbellll, 08/08/2009
i bet you 20 quid you turn me down

– shandujwe ujshdf, 26/07/2009
hey babe you ok im horny

– wullie rankin, 13/07/2009
have u got a mirror in ur pants?? coz i can see me down there later!!

– monty pitholware, 30/06/2009
hey i do you like trannies cos its your lucky day

– nessie xxx, 30/05/2009
roses r red, violets r blue the shorter the skirt the beta the view

– kells liqs, 25/05/2009
i wish 118 had your number

– berivan zilan, 12/05/2009
hi my name is berivan what is your name

– Jo, 04/05/2009
I hope you're strong because you have just pulled.

– ali lou, 03/05/2009
if you were my homework id be doing you right over my desk.

– Charl, 30/04/2009
If the stars would fall every time i think of you, the sky would soon be empty

– lauren, 20/04/2009
Woah! you're so hot i looked at you and got a tan!

– ellie butler, 16/04/2009
r u from the sun because you look very hot 2 me ! ! !

– , 16/04/2009
Are those boobs real because i can just (lick them all over) They will do!

– tyler anderson, 15/04/2009
Are you a postbox ? Coz I sure would post somthing in you.

– Jesss, 15/04/2009
Im horney , will you bang me in yah bed??

– hazel lee, 14/04/2009
darlin r u wet i guess ull be squiting allova me 2nyt

– Kirsty Lothian, 06/04/2009
Babe your like a parking ticket. Youve got fine written all over You. (:

– rangersfc mon the gers, 04/04/2009
you must work in subway because you just gave me a footlong

– Josh Stanton, 24/03/2009
I like maths. Heres a sum for you. Take me to your apartment, add a bed, subtract your clothes. divide your legs and multiply

– Paula, 17/03/2009
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes OR The twinkle in your eyes would even make the stars jelouse

– Hastings, 13/03/2009
Lets have sex (this always works 4 me anyway)

– F**, 07/03/2009
Woman: I havent got any knickers on, Take me home and let me borrow yours!

– beth, 24/02/2009
Aww Man My Tounges loney y dont ya let urs join it?

– anonymous, 23/02/2009
u can fall off a desk,u can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is fallin love with me

– martin coles, 22/02/2009
hi how r u 2 day

– Goldie, 21/02/2009
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

– mark, 20/02/2009
do you work for royal mail? (no) coz i saw you checking out my package!

– Laura, 13/02/2009
do you own chickens? because you know how to raise cocks ;)

– megan batacan, 11/02/2009
u broke my heart wen u fell

– Josh, 31/01/2009
did it hurt? did what hurt? when u fell from heaven

– sophie M\'cCann, 24/01/2009
love sex, love partying

– xxbizzlexx xxx, 18/01/2009
hi ,Im gonna tell you my name ( why ?) ....So you remember what to scream.

– Hollii, 11/01/2009
how do u like your eggs in the morning??? :]

– ema granfield, 09/01/2009
"is your dad an alien?" cuz your owta this world;) x

– Danni, 27/12/2008
Oops, my suspender came undone; would you mind?

– leah wilson, 26/12/2008
roses are red, Voilets are blue, I never had a heart, Untiill i met you....

– jill, 26/12/2008
want to do some maths ? lets add a bed , subtract the clothes , divide my legs and multiply .

– sasie kirby, 05/12/2008
wat u doing by the way i think ur sxy

– suzan, 03/12/2008
if i was in a football team ud be outa my league, but since im not ill just play with your balls anyway

– Beckie-louise, 28/11/2008
we must be atoms cause our chemistrys electric!

– kile banks, 28/10/2008
screw me if im wrong is your name helga

– jay, 17/10/2008
i must be using my libariy card coz im checking u out

– Starley, 16/10/2008
I'm a wondering if there's any great men around who know how to use a broom and sweep a lady off her feet.. I'll be waiting to chat with you..

– Erinn&+Seraa, 14/10/2008
Ther's Somethiing Rong Wiithh My Phonee.. iit Does''nt Havee Ur Numberr iin iit . =)

– Bob Allen, 02/10/2008
when god made you he was showing off !

– Gemma Higson, 25/09/2008
is that a ladder in your tights or a pathway to heaven

– mahender kumar sagar, 23/09/2008
hello please give me ANS

– DulNad Poo, 20/09/2008
Fannys!!!! And Lovely Babes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

– bertha, 16/09/2008
are you selling hot cakes? cos i'd buy you!

– jordan H, 15/09/2008
is your dad a postman cos your just the full package

– kelly ogden, 29/08/2008
rose are blue vilots are red i maybe clour blied but i am gd in bed

– stephanie, 21/08/2008
will you clean that muck of my bum please ?

– Sarah, 13/08/2008
My phones broken.. It doesn't have your number in it.

– jessaboo, 12/08/2008
God made you Then he made me Then he whisphered... Ment to be ! x

– calum hdf, 07/08/2008
can I have 50p (Why)? cos i told my mum i'd call her when i fell in love.

– demi wanless, 06/08/2008
i suckkkk dikkkkkk to feed my drug habbitt how do u feed urs ??

– Danny Goodison, 06/08/2008
I Havee No Lifeee, Let me Buckk You Quickk ;) Danny&Demiii :)

– sun dara, 05/08/2008
why do u get sweaty when ur next to a women because women are dicks

– katy + beth, 31/07/2008
theres a height restriction for this ride ..... and babe, ur too short ;) haha

– lianne mullin, 19/07/2008
i'm a sweet innocent girl ready for love

– shisa hannah, 16/07/2008
u wanna kiss my bum???

– david seager, 12/07/2008
viliots are blue roses are red i love u so get in my bed

– paul, 12/07/2008
Is your father a famer. ? just because you know how to rise a cock or two.

– MCDC, 11/07/2008
ever heard of a sixty second romance Have you got a minute

– babiemaz moss, 07/07/2008
i love all thinks sexy

– Robyn :), 04/07/2008
is your dad a terrorist? cause baby your the bomb.

– sarah bateman, 03/07/2008
you sexy thing

– tommy, 30/06/2008
i have lost my number can a have yours

– Hunnibun, 30/06/2008
Do you wanna play army? You lay down and i'll blow the hell out of you!!

– emily mackay, 29/06/2008
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

– kathleen, 21/06/2008
do you work for royal mail [no] [yes] it just i was admiring your package

– darren o dwyer, 08/06/2008
dont be silly wrap your willy!

– Josh, 01/06/2008
You Wanna Sit On My Lap ANd We Can Talk About The First Thing That Pops Up

– Jordanne Danielle, 27/05/2008
Are those Space pants ?? Why ?? Coz ur ass is out of this world !!

– chamar-kuri sikh, 01/04/2008
do u knw cpr cuz u takke my breth away

– KELLY, 01/04/2008
Well, I spose you'll do...

– REDGiant, 28/03/2008
Do You Know Anything about the Asymmetrical Balance off Decoration?

– Ava Crane, 25/03/2008
I Wish There Was Cameras In Here So Everyone In The World Could See Sexy You Are

– Ebony Cooper, 21/03/2008
ill buy u a dozen oses 11 reel one fake...ill Luv yoo till the last one dies x

– viola love, 20/03/2008
love is love, its natural no one can prevent it

– al, 13/03/2008
are you jamaican? -cause your jer-maicin me crazy!! are you german? -cause im ger-man the word of the week is legs. -would you like to go upstairs and spread the word? are you french? cause ive got a big baguette! are you a cow? -cause your making me milk! are you a rabbit ? -cause you put a hop in my step are you from kidderminster? cause you look like a chav

– Wobbly Bob, 11/03/2008
That shirt is very becoming on you ... saying that, if i were on you id be coming too

– choi an, 11/03/2008
ý dont know.so what can ý do

– emma lange, 07/03/2008
u like my name? u shud here my fone number!

– kieran webber, 07/03/2008
if you was a boggie i would pick you first

– Linda, 05/03/2008
Are you a parking ticket? Caus you got fine written all over you!

– missy Thomas, 04/03/2008
its to bad that i have to stay home alone tonight, my family is out on a vacation and they left me all alone. Im a little afraid to be alone...................

– tits magee, 03/03/2008
if you were any hotter there would be a heat wave.

– lulu kelly-williams, 01/03/2008
do you wanna be the lord of my ring???

– John Smithy, 01/03/2008
do you want to playarmies? I'll lie down and you'll blow me up.

– Sandra and bob Lanua, 01/03/2008
are your teeth wite because you brush them . Am I teliphic cus i saw us on a date together. The best looking men are always gay.... .....are u gay. You ave nice legs(walk away) (she follows you)

– lizi mcdonald, 29/02/2008
beauty is only a light swithch away

– Charlie cook, 27/02/2008
Your looking awfully Fat 2night!

– BUBBAKINZ NAPIER-LAWRENCE, 27/02/2008
i cant breath coz you took my breath away

– Baby D DONY, 27/02/2008
When i look down i cant find my heart oh yeah i gave it to you

– jennie, 25/02/2008
(Boy) do you spit or swallow? (girl) swallow mother always told me its rude to spit

– kenzey, 25/02/2008
do you believe love at first site or should i walk past again

– REDGiant, 17/02/2008
Hotter Than A SunBurnt Curry From Hell On The Surface Of The Sun

– mark, 14/02/2008
is god missing an angel coz i think i have found her

– lauren spencer, 30/01/2008
i am single, looking for a gentle, honest man.

– Brad, 29/01/2008
If You Where My Homework, I Would Be Doing You On My Desk All Nite

– amy hammond, 27/01/2008
you be the iceburg and i'll be the titanic and i'll go down on you

– bby girl mel :) <3 2k8, 25/01/2008
is u dad a thief, coz he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes ;)

– REDGiant, 22/01/2008
YES NO I DONT KNOW CAN U REPEAT THE QUESTION

– MakeMeBlush, 22/01/2008
baby when the lights go out

– LIAQUAT ALI, 21/01/2008
i am a man and a good sensetive person

– lanara mitchell, 19/01/2008
did you have frosties for breakfast? because u bring out the tiger in me!! grrrowl.!!

– samantha gillyata, 19/01/2008
hey babe sit on my knee and talk about the first thing that comes into your head

– kaka maka, 18/01/2008
sorry can u hand me o miuint from your time pleas

– chiedza chiteme, 18/01/2008
if Eve was created from adam's rib,i bet i was created from yours.

– kieran brace, 18/01/2008
you've got big feet

– ric, 16/01/2008
i'd spread your legs like butter!!!

– brave heart, 16/01/2008
cool and pretty

– amy, 14/01/2008
Can I whisper something in your mouth?

– chris mendoza, 14/01/2008
Hey girl you dropped something. What my jaw

– Betty White, 10/01/2008
Nice legs.. what time do they open?

– lolita lolita, 08/01/2008
hola a todos y aprovecho la ocasión para desearles un feliz año nuevo

– your mom, 06/01/2008
Shag me, or I will crap in your handbag.

– gillian, 06/01/2008
i've got 206 bones in my body, but i sure would like another one

– Paul T, 04/01/2008
Can i buy you a drink? (i swear this will work almost every time!)

– Lauren, 01/01/2008
Guy; Hold On One SecOnd I Needty Make Ah Call Girl; Uhm Ok ? Guy; Hell0 God ? Its Just To Let You Know I've Got One Of Your Angels x3

– will smith, 29/12/2007
oh ive lost my phone number can i have urs i know they say milk is good for you but dame how much u been drinking

– kassy, 27/12/2007
your so sexy the dog wanted to date you

– danny, 24/12/2007
I love every bone in your body espeshially mine

– cheesy, 20/12/2007
yu put tha cheese on ma toast. wanna get cheesy? yu r the only deodrant2ma armpit n al this dancing got me stinking of b.o!! im a sleezeball buh i have a cock and u look desperate lets fuk? will you be leaving ur tonails in my bed tonite shexay? do u take sugar 4 ur tea in tha morning? are u a transvesti or do u like moustaches on women? im getting maried2moro, need one last shag b4 i get tied down. up2the job u horny bitch? do u want to make love with me, with magic fm on in the background baby? get me some disinifectng, i wil need to clean tha come of my carpet in the morning!! shal we make a porn vid together yer? hi ur ugly buh id do u anyway

– moses akamo, 16/12/2007
does your legs hurt cos u've been running through my mind all day

– chris preston, 15/12/2007
grab ya coat youv pulled

– charlotte, 14/12/2007
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

– judd greenhalgh, 14/12/2007
can i have your libary card ? so i can check you out?

– lizzy graham, 13/12/2007
how was heaven when you left??? x_3x

– tre w, 13/12/2007
if we are what we eat i could be you by morning

– Meghan YA MUM !, 11/12/2007
OH MY GOD. this is so pointless.! if you want a girl friend then go up to them n give them a compliment n just get talking. ! enough of with corney chat up lines coz there pefetik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

– Jenny hunt, 10/12/2007
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

– Josh Halley, 05/12/2007
hey i think i shat in my pants ,can i get into yours

– Emma, 04/12/2007
"I've forgot my number , can i have yours" Did I Hurt {did what hurt} When you fell from heaven x

– rach t-d, 01/12/2007
yuhh no i jus got this new lipgloss,would you tell me how gud it tastes?

– thomas lothian, 23/11/2007
Awww you not well? heres some medicine but u got to swallow

– Sarah Dvinchi, 21/11/2007
were you a safari keeper cause you can tame my beast?

– charliee, 19/11/2007
Girl: nice outfit guy: thanks girl: except your arms guy: my arms? what's wrong with my arms? girl: i'm not in them You're soo hot the air around you sizzles!! Is your dad a baker? Cause it seems he gave u a nice set of buns! That's a nice top on ya.. bet it would look even better OFF you JUMPING PENGUINSSS what? Sorry, just wanted to break the ice.

– leann ann, 19/11/2007
looking for friend to chat with

– modo adames, 15/11/2007
hi, iam sexy man i like lady fuk me hard hot strong sexy body sexy ass sexy_sonya2007@hotmail.com

– Rosie & Katie, 14/11/2007
Hi, here's £20. Go and drink until I turn good looking then come talk to me. Can I add a branch to your family tree?

– BILLY, 14/11/2007
LET ME F**K U BITCH

– bob jimson, 13/11/2007
do you belive in love at first site because one look at you and i do

– hot chocolate, 11/11/2007
drop to ya nees and suck sum cheese indulge in my bulge sausage now mayo l8ter

– Lisa, 10/11/2007
i can run faster in desperation than u can in fear

– Lisa, 10/11/2007
Smile if you wanna sleep with me tonight?

– Adam, 09/11/2007
Do you ever sleep on your stomach? *No Can i?

– Beki A, 08/11/2007
F**k me if I\'m wrong, but isn\'t your name Laura?

– Grace and laura, 08/11/2007
You must be foreign 'cause you're jamakin me crazy!

– KIM WOODS, 06/11/2007
R U A MECHANIC COS I NED A FULL SERVICE

– lol, 03/11/2007
F**K ME BITCH!!

– sammy, 01/11/2007
heyyyy im sammy ima a women and yea...

– bill, 31/10/2007
i'm no book but i want to be read by you

– Dwn_unda YEAH, 30/10/2007
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised?

– Jesse, 29/10/2007
Im not a terrorist but i know your da bomb ;)

– Jeremy Young, 28/10/2007
I think iv got downsyndrome... Cos i dribble everytime i see you :P

– bob jim, 26/10/2007
hey bbe wanna go 4 a ride

– acacia mills, 25/10/2007
hi i lost my covers can u sleep on me

– george, 22/10/2007
those tits look heavy can i hold them for you

– alex salt, 20/10/2007
hi lest have sex

– justine, 19/10/2007
Do you help the homeless? well you can start by taking me home!

– Kal Hugill, 16/10/2007
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

– katie thurston, 16/10/2007
do you feel hot cause i sure do let me take my top off

– kelly, 16/10/2007
your hot i like spicy food especially hot sausage

– kris, 14/10/2007
I lost my number, can I have yours?

– joey says noey, 14/10/2007
Ive just shit my pants.... can i get in yours

– hellen, 10/10/2007
thats a really nice outfit, but it would look better on my bed room floor

– LOLAFESSST, 10/10/2007
Excuse me miss, what time do your legs open?

– Aurelia, 07/10/2007
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Do I Have To Walk By Again?

– craig mcfarlane mcfarlane, 05/10/2007
Can you catch love ladies says why You say coz ive got a couple o balls comin ure way

– Vicky, 04/10/2007
if u heard that only girls came round here....... u shoukd come to my room i'll show u what real girls are like.

– Bat Man, 03/10/2007
Is thier a mirror in your pocket, Because i can see my self in your pants.

– annonamous, 30/09/2007
are you gay (no) prove it

– jadie, 30/09/2007
im cold, can i borrow your jacket?

– bumarces fuckmymothers, 25/09/2007
ive got skittles in mouth sooooooo taste the rainbow!

– Amy, 24/09/2007
You can be scooby and i can be shaggy!

– butch, 21/09/2007
Wats the difference between a hard-on and a ferrari. I dont have a ferrari!!!!

– Pezz Pezz, 19/09/2007
If Your Right Legs Easter And Your Left Legs Christmas Can I Split The Holidays ?

– Shazney Penfold, 19/09/2007
Bump into them and say oh sorry i thought i was imagining things i didnt realise there was actaully an angel here!!

– sgzufr, 18/09/2007
are u not knackard because uv been runing through my mind

– adam spence, 17/09/2007
whats your name

– callum findlay, 14/09/2007
how do u like ur egg ? scrambled , fried or fertised

– rodger stewart, 13/09/2007
very down and looking for love

– Pauline, 11/09/2007
Do you like lettuce (yes) then lettuce lick you!

– kayleigh babby, 09/09/2007
u know our love is like the wind you cant see it but we can feel it

– oz, 08/09/2007
u fancy seeing the soles of your shes in my wing mirrors??????

– lars, 06/09/2007
YOU:I think i might call you! Her: Euh, you don't have my number You: wow not that fast 555...

– stud!! dube, 05/09/2007
My freind nokia single i think you should set him up with your fne

– zak janes, 04/09/2007
if i re wrote the alphabet id put I and U together

– Misshh MAA, 04/09/2007
Can You Tell Your Boxers To Stop Pointing At Me ;)

– tam+, 02/09/2007
hay there iam lost in space could u come and get me plez iam so lost up here i nead u sexy body 2 save me baby but you have to have a very lrge rocket to find me xoxo lololol

– Hollie, 31/08/2007
if i could rearange the alphabet i wuld put F AND U together

– lily, 27/08/2007
It's getting hot in here... Or is it just you? Are you running out of breath cause you've been running through my mind all day. Nice Jeans..Do they come off? I Don't believe in love at first sight..Walk past again.

– Dope C, 26/08/2007
I am bond, Uni Bond and am here to fill your cracks

– Robyn Hood, 21/08/2007
I'm gonna hav a cigarette....wud you like a pull ??

– daz n hollz, 19/08/2007
i like sex. with boys and girls. and fish#:) will you be my fish (tried and tested REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!! LOL)

– mary, 18/08/2007
are you jamacan? cas your jamacan me crazy!

– xxx x, 16/08/2007
am i hot or is it just you ?

– stacie, 16/08/2007
Is dat a pencil in your pocket........ or is your dck just massive???

– sian and yaz, 14/08/2007
Your a naughty boy go to my room!!

– yvette treasure, 10/08/2007
*!!if i woz a flower wud u pik me, if i woz a lolly wud u lik me, if i woz a sweet wud u suk me, if i asked u nicely wud u fuk me!!*

– mohamed farah, 09/08/2007
im new in town will you give me directions o your apartment

– rhoena, 06/08/2007
dya wanna go halves on a baby?

– Marc, 06/08/2007
You dont sweat much for a fat bird

– scott thomson, 06/08/2007
do u want 2 come up staire n see my video collection

– rosie, 04/08/2007
Do you like raisons? How about a date?

– your face, 02/08/2007
Are you a sargeant? Because you make my privates stand up straight.

– Ash S, 29/07/2007
Sex is a killer... Wanna die happy?

– dawn roberts, 28/07/2007
do u wana talk dirtry

– ellie aylward, 28/07/2007
for fuck sake lets get on with it

– jason nawake, 28/07/2007
why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up ..

– michael lewis, 27/07/2007
heres 10p go to a phonebox and ring your mum and tell her your staying out tonight

– Harriet, 21/07/2007
Excuse me but have you got a map? Because i'm lost in your eyes.

– hope, 20/07/2007
fancie cummin hme wiv me n wakin up in tha mornin

– joel, 20/07/2007
hi ur fit wanna shag

– callum sweeney, 20/07/2007
babe you must be nackered because you have been running through my mind all day .!

– LINDA, 20/07/2007
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE DIORREAH, I JUST CANT HOLD IT IN!

– LooBy LooRoll, 20/07/2007
Well here I am, what were your other two wishes?

– Kiss_me Kiss_me9966, 20/07/2007
I like Women Make Sex

– $eb, 19/07/2007
Is your Dad an Alien cause your out of this world!!!!!

– Romeo, 12/07/2007
what galaxy did u get those from? (what?) those beautiful stars in your eyes...

– lauren hickson, 12/07/2007
did you fart coz it blew me away

– Sady, 11/07/2007
im good enough wana f*ck

– mary, 09/07/2007
is your name jacob? coz ur a cracker!

– jon kealy chinaman, 09/07/2007
fancy a F**K!!?

– falulua, 04/07/2007
if u were a bogie id pick u first ;-)

– Chloe Sexy, 02/07/2007
Is Your Name Switch because You Turn me Onn...And When Im on I Get HOT !!!

– kayleigh, 30/06/2007
Fancy buyin me a drink?? Forget the straw, i'll be doing enough sucking later on!

– paul, 26/06/2007
f**k me bitch i love you

– Kat, 26/06/2007
Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this WORLD!

– annie, 26/06/2007
..im gonna give you a little taste of the sugar below my waist...

– rosanna, 26/06/2007
sex is like football...ball through open goal posts to score...wanna play

– lady Minx, 22/06/2007
Im looking for a red hot lover

– sex kitten, 22/06/2007
you are so hot.......... when i touch you i get reaaaallllly hotttt

– Stephanie, 18/06/2007
Are you wearing any underwear ? YES OF COURSE I AM! ohh well i guess my watch is half our fast

– Poppy Ledwich, 14/06/2007
Suck me baby , im hard

– Naomi, 12/06/2007
A classic.. Get your coat. You've pulled! Maybe, you didn't know this... But you'd look great on top of me. Can I borrow 10p? [why?] I always told my mum/dad I'd call them when I met the girl/man of my dreams!

– gorbia fathead, 12/06/2007
ur really cute and i would like to go out with u sometime

– Foxy, 12/06/2007
Do u sleep on your stomach. If not, can I?

– DAWN, 13/05/2007
BOY] you place or mine ? [GIRL] both, you go to yours and i`ll go to mine !

– ASHLEY WARREN, 13/05/2007
DID IT HURT (WHEN) WHEN U FELL FROM HEAVN BECAUSE WITH A FACE LIKE THAT YOU HAVE TO BE A ANGLE

– Mozy, 10/05/2007
do u spit or swollow

– Alyss, 06/05/2007
Are you ecofriendly enough? We should car share. We should gas share. We should bed share.

– oxo !!, 03/05/2007
life without you is like a pencil without led...pointless.

– Neil Toland, 02/05/2007
Theres only two times i want to be with you, now and forever.

– Scott Cheesemister, 01/05/2007
If we were both squirrels i would definately store my knuts in your hole

– Chloeee ??, 30/04/2007
Im Doing An Essay On Sexy Things. Can i Interview You ?

– Jamie H, 23/04/2007
Man:Ever been to the moon? (woman): No Man: Sit on my rocket and ill take you there

– the kellytubbie, 17/04/2007
Man- Do you know milk is good for your body????? girl-yes. man- HI IM MILK!!!

– T & S, 17/04/2007
Have Yew Got A Library Card .[Answer No Why??]. Coz I Wana Check Yew Out

– x__♥*Lil.BayBee.Kay*♥__x, 17/04/2007
Is There A Mirror In Your Boxers Because I Can See MySelf In Them

– Abbi3 --x, 11/04/2007
Is your mum a thief ? [ answer:no ] well how cum she took the stars outta tha sky nd put them in your eyes ? ey ey ?

– Ray, 10/04/2007
My lips are so cold without yours.

– barbra night, 10/04/2007
im your homework, do me on your desk

– Hung, 07/04/2007
My Cave Is Getting Dusty Bring Ur Hoover Along PLEASE PLEASE

– kirk, 04/04/2007
screw me if im wrong, but you want to kiss me dont you?

– Jay be, 02/04/2007
Are you a parking ticket cause im my eyes you have fine written all over you

– Hayleigh, 31/03/2007
Yoor Numbah Will Luck So Good In My Phone Book!

– Emma Gallagher, 27/03/2007
You look really hot.... You'd look even better on me.

– Mike, 27/03/2007
Hey baby , im ready 4 some FUN , .. ive already got the F and the N , all i need now is U !

– sara urbano, 27/03/2007
some say it some think it some know it but i mean it your so sweet

– Harkirat Singh Hira, 26/03/2007
ur so sweet, u'l put sugar out of bizniz ;)

– mj, 25/03/2007
dose my bum look big in tis (no) dose my bus look nice in tis

– nicole rocks, 22/03/2007
is that the sun coming up......or is that just you lighting up my world

– buff ting lily, 20/03/2007
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

– karen kakeye, 19/03/2007
have you been writing tax's cause youv'e got fine all over you

– luvin sean, 18/03/2007
hey, im doin a competion , how many boys i can get wana help me ?? it works !!!!

– lindsay hughes, 15/03/2007
if a kiss is the language of love then we have a lot to talk about.

– mare, 13/03/2007
can i sit on your nee and we can talk about the first thing that POPS UP!

– rawr, 11/03/2007
Are you elvis?, F**k me if im wrong

– Donna, 08/03/2007
Wine me, Dine me, 69 me!

– oraN, 07/03/2007
if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? kop

– darren shearer, 01/03/2007
are your eyebrows real

– x x x x x x x x, 28/02/2007
do you want to dance? they say "no" so you say come on i've lowered my standards why cant you?

– sex god is free, 27/02/2007
hey ur looking good !lets go out!

– katie morgan, 27/02/2007
can u see down my top ?

– sex, 24/02/2007
aving sex with you was like eating a marshmelow, all soft and sqidgey

– Dan, 24/02/2007
Im horny, f*ck me

– elle, 23/02/2007
'is this shirt too tight?'

– paige, 21/02/2007
Walk over to him and lick your finger and put it on him then say "let me help you out of those wet clothes"

– Ima Cumming, 15/02/2007
lets play firemen and i can slide up and down your pole :P

– lotty line, 12/02/2007
-xx-i wove yhoo like a fat boi woves cake-xx-

– loz, 11/02/2007
is that a ruler in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me!!!

– claire carpenter, 11/02/2007
roses are blue violets are red i am no good at poems but i am good in bed wanna play lions, ill be the lion while you through me down your meet

– teeks, 09/02/2007
im cute im hot im evrything your not ;)

– cem borucu, 07/02/2007
hey girl i tattoo the whole dictionary on my penis, wonna come round mine and ill put some words in your mouth

– Katy, 07/02/2007
Girl: Hey, my name\'s ----- [Guy: That\'s a nice name] Girl: Oh, ya like that? You should hear my phone number!

– harry stroud, 04/02/2007
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

– meee!!!!, 31/01/2007
do you work for the royal mail? [no] cos you always deliver

– kt, 30/01/2007
ive got a new bed wanna see if we can make it sqweak . makes them laugh .

– Anne, 26/01/2007
Cupid called, and he said to let you know he needs my heart back...

– tanya hope, 22/01/2007
are u hot in bed

– girl boi, 19/01/2007
whats ur name? how old r u? fancy a shag?

– barry weedon, 15/01/2007
nice shoes............................... wanna shag?

– Sam the love machine, 15/01/2007
Are those astronaut pants coz ur ass is out of this world!

– ASH, 13/01/2007
baby my minds been turned into a football pitch cuz babe uve been playin on my mind.

– shirly de baggio, 13/01/2007
i loooooove cock

– XXXXXXX, 09/01/2007
bois arenormally from mars but u are an aception ure from the stars

– daniel samy, 08/01/2007
your the sugar in my tea

– kira buman, 07/01/2007
are they keys in your pocket or do u just want to sleep with me ?

– Aquamarine sipe, 06/01/2007
Do you like Raisens? How about a date then?

– Tobe y, 06/01/2007
I Hear The 'Word' On The Street Is "Legs"! Why Don't You And Me Go Back To My House And Spread The 'Word'!

– stacey, 02/01/2007
can i have your phone number? Ive lost mine.

– Kay, 24/12/2006
Did anyone ever tell you that your breath taking? [No] Well, i would but you took the breath i was going to say it with.

– randy mandy, 22/12/2006
doy ou work for the royal mail? only because you have been checking out my package all night.

– lindsay n stephnie, 17/12/2006
I dont normally take intrest in jungles but urs id like to explore

– Chinner Casino, 09/12/2006
if i was to create the alphabet i would put U and I together

– Rebecca Fraser, 07/12/2006
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

– jamie palmer, 26/11/2006
"You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!"

– sarah rocks, 16/11/2006
1+1 isnt 2 its equal to me and you

– lavea, 11/11/2006
can u play wif me so i can m8k mr nice guy say woWw this is a bit 2 high :)

– Dallas Lavea, 11/11/2006
Fuck ur legs must be tierd you've been runnin through my mind all day!

– sarah, 09/11/2006
do u have a map cus i keep getting lost in your eyes

– nichole, 04/11/2006
You are like a brush u sweep me of my feet

– sexysandra, 27/10/2006
do ya wanna play that maths game me+u u add the bed subtract da cloths divide the legs and mulitiply the orgasims

– MyLEs, 24/10/2006
Is that a mirror in your pocket ? .................... Because i can deffinately see myself in your pants :-)

– Casandra, 24/10/2006
Is your secound name jacobs? no y? coz your a cracker

– juicy lucy ;), 18/10/2006
av u got any raisins?......... no?.......... how about a date then..........? (tried and tested, it works!!!) x

– kirsty, 15/10/2006
is ya dad a thief?? cuz he stole ma jews and put em in ya eyes..

– hey babe, how are you. hey ur lukin petty fine,, 14/10/2006
well sexy, how are you.

– Cone of Assis, 14/10/2006
why dont you come over to my place, grab a spoon and eat my ass

– alic=o08979hu0ijbcx, 01/10/2006
how about i slap abot of marvin gaye on and dim the lights;)

– morantez jewel, 29/09/2006
i need someone to talk, nice, kind and good listener

– egg, 27/09/2006
omg its rainin wonna go dancin in it naked?

– shauni jackson, 25/09/2006
if kisses were snowflakes id send you a blizzard im like dominos pizza if you dont cum in 30 minutes the next one is free

– *me*, 03/09/2006
i'm gd at maths, go 2 my room, add the bed, subtract ur clothes, divide ur legs and multiply

– JOE CRANE, 31/08/2006
HEY SWEETIE DO U LIKE JEWISH SOUP??

– +*+ danni +*+, 30/08/2006
do u believe in luv at first site or do u want me 2 walk past again ??

– angel darlin, 29/08/2006
if u take ur cloves off thn i wiv play wiv my 9incher dildo

– angel darlin, 29/08/2006
u can sleep with me enytym baby!

– Mel..! x, 21/08/2006
Do You Wear StarWars Underwear ....Because Your Arse Is Outta This World !!!

– lisa and tasha cole, 09/08/2006
is tht rite then wot u upt now take off ur clothes n start playin wi ur tests!!!!

– bitemegirl, 06/08/2006
if i were your homework. id let u do me on your desk...

– ami amith, 01/08/2006
are you tired??? because youve been runnin though my mind all day!!!

– Ann, 14/07/2006
I'm lost...can I come home with you

– alex skelton, 13/07/2006
hey there babe, drink till i'm beautiful

– Ruby Green, 07/07/2006
You want me come and get me.

– bex!!, 03/07/2006
are u tired yet cuz u keep wlkin in my mind!!??

– Mrs X, 01/07/2006
[That (item of clothing) looks good on you] Reallly? It would look better on you bedroom floor :)

– bexy, 26/06/2006
ur like a compass ................................................................. i'd b lost wi out ya

– nic hill, 23/06/2006
come on.....just looking for frendship

– claire burdon, 23/06/2006
hey why not chat have fun and maybe have a right lafe

– green tresa, 23/06/2006
ure tall .. plz go dwn on me x x x

– Sexzii, 17/06/2006
You're so sweet, your gonna run Cadbury's out of business!

– Rachael Nico, 14/06/2006
Can I hold your hand?..So i can say i've been touched by an angel!

– bummie keiloki, 05/06/2006
hi can i fart on ur knee and like ur balls

– zachary lindsay, 31/05/2006
do you a shake to with your fries

– Zandra Allen, 28/05/2006
Can I Lick ya where the good lord spilt ya

– samantha robbins, 26/05/2006
hi i would like some fun tonight

– Daniel, 24/05/2006
I'M hungry do you want my sausage

– lucy brookes, 30/04/2006
if u come in my room we can always do it on the desk

– $, 29/04/2006
i only want sympathy in the form of u crawling in to bed wiv me!

– Rae, 28/03/2006
Break a piece ice in the bar & Say "now that we hav broken the ice!"

– Rhobyn Mckinnon, 23/03/2006
Sorry boys the only thing i blow is kisses

– Rhobyn Mckinnon, 23/03/2006
is there an airport near by cause it just blew me away

– tasha may, 17/03/2006
my pussy is wet

– Lara Croft, 16/03/2006
If i could pick two letters in the alphabet i would pick u and i

– brett perkins, 11/03/2006
the disco diva man

– chlo chlo momo, 03/03/2006
i lick dick n lick fanny 2! i also lick bum holes 2!!

– vix, 01/03/2006
Nice hat, may i see ur helmet

– sara opek, 27/02/2006
hi sexy guys, come on my bed

– ???? ????, 23/02/2006
13 stone polar bear....... breaks the ice

– Lisa, 16/02/2006
If we are what we eat...does that make me fast, cheap and easy??

– Lisa, 14/02/2006
how do u like ur eggs in the morning?? Fertilised ?

– samantha, 12/02/2006
im sure u was the guy that was in my dream last night , then again i bet your every girls dream guy

– jess bardwell, 06/02/2006
i just saw a shooting star (make a wish) i already did (what was it) you!

– LOUISE ROBINSON, 04/02/2006
SHOULD I CALL YOU IN THE MORNING, OR NUDGE YOU!?

– Natasha, 04/02/2006
sex is wen a boys communication enters a girls information 2 increase the population for a younger generation do u get my explanation or do u need a demonstration?

– Greg, 30/01/2006
Did it hert? (when?) When you fell from heaven?

– julie, 18/01/2006
i,m not cheap but i am on sale this week.

– jessica haynes, 06/01/2006
behide every bitch there's a guy who made her that way

– claudia sand, 06/01/2006
hay sexys do u need a left

– Britni, 14/12/2005
Girl: can i borrow a dollar? Man: how long would it get me?

– fill macrackin, 09/12/2005
are your legs sore? cause uv been running throw ma mind all day

– geraldine smith, 09/12/2005
someone thats a man please come to my need i'm sad please com & help me by having sex with me?PLEASE?

– jamie robson, 24/11/2005
i love to have a hot girl in my bed with me

– ben stillar, 22/11/2005
Can you catch love (why?) because i got a pair of ballls coming your way.

– JESS, 22/11/2005
YOUR THE HOTTEST THING SINSE THE SUN

– helen n jess, 12/11/2005
i don't play hard 2 get i play 2 get u hard

– tanya reading, 09/11/2005
When you and i met angle's wispered "perfect" !

– Chelle Belle, 05/11/2005
'You're a very naughty boy... Go straight to my room'

– Jo Griff, 01/11/2005
Excuse me but are you a vet? No...why? Well its just that my Beaver needs the kiss of life.

– K@T, 29/10/2005
HaVe YoU gOt A fEvEr CoS uR lOoKiNg HoT!!!

– billie weaver, 21/10/2005
write your number on your neck and ill ring it

– Gal, 17/10/2005
hint hint nudge nudge wink wink!

– ;)savage, 09/10/2005
would u hold it against me if i said u had a good body?

– lou, 01/10/2005
whats up? aren\'t u talking?

– dave edwards, 22/09/2005
dont b shy your mum wasnt

– big mama, 21/09/2005
are you tierd? because you've been running around my mind all night

– sarah-louise nawton, 21/09/2005
d o you like dogs

– honey, 18/09/2005
sex is like art, the more you practice, the better you get!

– me, 18/09/2005
are there any sexy lads that wanna talk?

– victoria, 09/09/2005
you wanna play war lay dow and ill blow the fuck out of you

– ja modick, 04/09/2005
i will see you soon in my bed

– nc hredsazxcdsexxd, 04/09/2005
i would root your brains out

– kelly xxx, 30/08/2005
do you play instruments, cuz baby you can press my buttons, pull my strings and bang me all night long and i may even blow you in return

– taqi ali, 22/08/2005
whats up sexy wanna have fun

– terri-ann smith, 08/08/2005
hey boi do u measure?

– kate taylor, 02/08/2005
how are u doing? what are u up to? how old are u? what is ur age? what is ur name? where do u live? what kind of stuff are u in to? what kind of girls do u like?

– jade renton, 26/07/2005
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put c(cock) p(pussy) toghether!

– alex boyle frm holyhead, 23/07/2005
If you were a bogey id pick you first!

– Jemma Duggan, 15/07/2005
I'm against cruelty to animsals... Save a mouse... Eat pussy!!!!

– Sheila, 03/07/2005
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I together!

– Rasheeda, 22/06/2005
Do you belive in no string attact

– Paul, 20/05/2005
Do you want to have sex?

– Sam, 23/02/2005
Im a bit scared on my own do you think you can walk me home?

– Terry, 05/12/2004
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

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